The Kiss Jeter's Ass tour is annoying as hell. At some point we have to draw the line with the extensive ceremonies honoring players who may be Hall of Famers but certainly aren't SuperStars™.
Like I said earlier in the thread, I hate Chipper fucken' Jones for starting this whole retirement tour bullshit. With Mo Rivera, I could kind of understand it, because he was indisputably the greatest reliever of all time and he was retiring when he was still at the top of his game, but Jeter's been actively hurting his team defensively for, eh, ten years or so at the least, and his offense has been steadily declining for about five. So basically he's getting this grand farewell tour because ... because it's the Yankees' divine right or some shit, I don't know.
Transformative players deserve farewell tours. Jeter is a Hall of Famer but he is an- above average SS who happened to play a long time for the BEST TEAM ON THE PLANET™.
You know who deserved a farewell tour? Barry Bonds. There, I said it.