2009 Crapfest Begins!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Plecostomus, Jan 7, 2009.

  1. Plecostomus

    Plecostomus Commodore

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    Perhaps, but I bet she has one hell of a well-devloped slapping arm.
     
  2. trekkerguy

    trekkerguy Commodore Commodore

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    And? That's part of the appeal :cool:

    Great bod, pretty face, hell of a slapping arm and no legs!

    Perfect woman.
     
  3. Plecostomus

    Plecostomus Commodore

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    On a related note, I'm not the only sick SOB here... SWMBO tracked down someone to print her a "Tumor-riddled Corpse Skank" t-shirt to wear to the hospital. :lol:
     
  4. trekkerguy

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    Oh jeeburs, they'll love that. :lol:
     
  5. Australis

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    Piecostomus, hope everything goes okay.

    And now, on topic...

    I'm surprised you haven't consulted Tonya Harding yet, she has some experience in that area I believe.

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    And for some decorating suggestions...
    (backstory: earleier that year, BD lost his lower leg in Iraq)

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  6. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    What does "SWMBO" mean? :confused:
     
  7. Searider Falcon

    Searider Falcon Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    I wondered the same thing.

    Urban Dictionary sez: She Who Must Be Obeyed

    Plecostomus, you and your SO will be in my thoughts. Glad to see you're both in such good spirits despite the situation, though.
     
  8. RJDiogenes

    RJDiogenes Idealistic Cynic and Canon Champion Premium Member

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    I was wondering about SWMBO, too. :D

    Plecostomus, I'm really sorry to hear about this, but I really admire your ability to deal with adversity through humor. Good luck to you and SWMBO on both the health and insurance fronts. :bolian:
     
  9. trampledamage

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    You know what she really needs to take into the hospital with her? Her own germs

    I can recommend Black Death...
     

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  10. Plecostomus

    Plecostomus Commodore

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    Thanks for the well-wishes everyone. I think the money-side of things is taken care of for the moment, her parents more or less stepped up and offered to take care of a good chunk of it.

    Also I accidentally landed a job with insurance. I went to a machine shop to get some drill-bits sharpened and started talking to the foreman about lasers and he was like "when can you start, $XX.XX an hour with insurance. Sweet, we'll see how long THAT lasts. :D

    As for the Doonesbury arc, :guffaw:
     
  11. TheBrew

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    I know a lady who can help you with getting an ice-skater's leg. Go to the Kerrigan House. Ask for Nancy (if you get her husband, make sure he works on discount).
     
  12. backstept

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    hey that's exciting! I hope it works out
     
  13. Plecostomus

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    Dude, I'm an engineer/machinist with mild OCD. We'd need TWO of them. You can't just swap ONE unit out there will be ISSUES. :wtf:
     
  14. RJDiogenes

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    ^^ Great news about the job. Good luck. :bolian:

    I have Mono. :cool:
     
  15. Plecostomus

    Plecostomus Commodore

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    The company isn't in great financial shape but they did agree to a contract so I get paid regardless. Going to be running the bending/fabrication area and doing CNC setup/programming as needed. Job is job. And the health insurance! Hooray on that. If fail becomes shit we got another fallback position.



    Cute, I'll pass it on to her. She's still shaking her head at the whole "legless ice-skater" dialog. :D
    I have Mono. :cool:
     
  16. trekkerguy

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    Speaking of... where's my Sasha Cohen? :confused:
     
  17. Kryton

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    I have Dolby Digital. :( The docs gave me 5.1 days to live.
     
  18. Hermiod

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    You should upgrade and get 7.1.
     
  19. RJDiogenes

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    And if you don't pay your bill, they'll give you an extension.
     
  20. Plecostomus

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    More important where is my check for $1,500? :mad: