14,000

[T'Baio]

This is my 13,996th post.

Just noticed this by accident.

I'd like to make my 14,000th something worthwhile...seeing as I've wasted so much time, I might as well make it a good one. Make all the time, since October 2001, worth it.

But what should I do? How can I make my 14,000th post a post like no other?

Now I've built it up. Forget it.

 

[Lindley]

Just remember: Above 14,000, pilots are required to use supplemental oxygen for the entire duration of the flight!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

How quaint ...

 

[Locutus of Bored]

You can tell your annual "I tore my urethra during sex" story and forget that you've posted it before, again. I never get tired of that old Norman Rockwell-esque chestnut.

 

[Gepard]

You can tell your annual "I tore my urethra during sex" story and forget that you've posted it before, again. I never get tired of that old Norman Rockwell-esque chestnut.

I was going to suggest he make history with an unprecedented flame and troll-fest violating every rule of the board, to be remembered by us for years as we look back and laugh, but I see how your suggestion causes less trouble for you.

 

[T'Baio]

13,998.

I wonder if I posted a bunch of the best porn ever, I'd get permabanned or the admins would see the harmless intent and humour?

And I mean great porn.

 

[T'Baio]

13,999.

How the fuck did I double-post!?! I've never double-posted in all my time on this board!?! Now I only have THE post!

AAAARRRRRGGGH!

That's it, this is gonna' get ugly. TrekBBS...you have fucked me for the last time!

 

[Colonel Green]

Uh oh, you just wasted a prep post.

This better be good!

 

[Middle Earther]

13,999.

How the fuck did I double-post!?! I've never double-posted in all my time on this board!?! Now I only have THE post!

AAAARRRRRGGGH!

That's it, this is gonna' get ugly. TrekBBS...you have fucked me for the last time!

 

[Cakes488]

You can tell your annual "I tore my urethra during sex" story and forget that you've posted it before, again. I never get tired of that old Norman Rockwell-esque chestnut.

That happened to my cousin...wasn't pretty.

 

[T'Baio]

I didn't follow my post count correctly.

Welcome to my giant...epic...fail.

http://www.humorpass.com/media/Pictures/the-sexy-middle-finger.jpg

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Wow, T'Baio, you've really changed!

 

[Gepard]

http://www.humorpass.com/media/Pictures/the-sexy-middle-finger.jpg

So why's Jennifer Aniston angry at us?

 

[Holdfast]

Wow, T'Baio, you've really changed!

I know. It used to be he'd give us two fingers instead of just one.

 

[Supreme Admiral]

OMFG! This thread is so damn funny!!!

 

[Lookingglassman]

Whose the hot chick?

 

[T'Baio]

Wow, T'Baio, you've really changed!

I know. It used to be he'd give us two fingers instead of just one.

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There's the 2nd.

How have I changed, anyway?

 

[Brent]

http://www.humorpass.com/media/Pictures/the-sexy-middle-finger.jpg

So why's Jennifer Aniston angry at us?

That looks like Ellen Muth to me

 

[Locutus of Bored]

I don't know why I expected this thread to get less stupid as time went on.