100 Ways to Annoy the Characters on Star Trek

[Paradon]

Or if you call Sisko a black captain, can you imagine?

Or, every time Kira is having an important conversation, Sisko tune or phase out... I bet she wanted to hit him on the head with a baseball bat.

 

[Gwenhwyfar]

Give Kira a Death Note and ask her if she's going to write anyone's name in it.

 

[judge alba]

tell kira the cardassians did a great job controlling the bayjorians

tell martok his hair looks like a girl

urinate in archers command chair then when he comments just stare at him smiling

 

[Gwenhwyfar]

Ensue evil laughter every time Kirk orders a command.

 

[Gwenhwyfar]

Tell Spock the "Final Front Ear" joke.

 

[6079SmithW]

Picard:

Reprogram the replicator to serve him Lipton Iced Tea (the powder mix variety) every time he asks for hot Earl Grey.

Scotty:

Casually mention that the Enterprise is a garbage scow.