100 Ways to Annoy the Characters on Star Trek

[T'Girl]

Data. Insist on calling him "Dah-duh" and not "Day-tuh."

 

[Gwenhwyfar]

Talk to Captain Picard in 7 different accents.

Ask Captain Picard why he has a British accent if he's French.

 

[T'Girl]

Picard. Every time the Enterprise comes across a new alien ship, turn from your position at the helm and ask Captain Picard if he would like to surrender,

"You know, you being French and all."

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Every time you talk with Picard, work in a joke about the French surrendering all the time.

And talk to him in an Inspector Clouseau accent.

 

[Paradon]

If Archer was getting in Hoshi's face about her being scared all the time and she got really pissed off and punched him in the face and momentarily knocked him out which made him even madder, especially when he stumbled toward her for a rematch. In that case I think Hoshi needs to leave the ship indefinitely.

 

[Gwenhwyfar]

^ Run-on sentence. Took me several reads to compute.

Give Worf a Rubik's cube. Something tells me the thing will frustrate him...

 

[T'Girl]

Give Chekov a Rubik's cube, then when he begins to claim that: "The Rubik's cube was invented by a ... "

Interrupt with: "Yes, I know, a Hungarian."

And then watch him weep.

 

[RandyS]

If Archer was getting in Hoshi's face about her being scared all the time and she got really pissed off and punched him in the face and momentarily knocked him out which made him even madder, especially when he stumbled toward her for a rematch. In that case I think Hoshi needs to leave the ship indefinitely.

Breath deeply.

 

[Gwenhwyfar]

Tell Chevok that Russia was invented by Hungarians.

 

[Mike Ram]

 

[Ziriath]

-Ask Spock: ''Why the long face?''
-Hide all his eyeshadows.

 

[Nightdiamond]

Join the local Maqui cell on Sisko's watch. He'll be quite angry, he will.

Shamelessly flirt with Captain Picard in front of his crew...go ahead, try it...you'll make an enemy that day.

Show Tuvok a video of when he and Nelix were one being. And then run.

Put on a Commander Shelby mask and follow Riker around, all day, every day.

Put on a Riker mask and follow Captain Jericho around all day, everyday.

Put on a Jericho mask and follow Troi and Riker around all day, everyday.

Put on a Nelix mask and follow Tuvok around, all day everyday.

 

[Ziriath]

Drill a hole in Odo's bucket. He will spill himself out at least twice until he realize what's up.

 

[T'Girl]

Stand behind Ensign Ro at the helm and repeatedly ask her

... Are we there yet? ... Are we there yet? ... Are we there yet? ... Are we there yet?

... Are we there yet? ... Are we there yet? ... Are we there yet? ... Are we there yet?

... Are we there yet? ... Are we there yet? ... Are we there yet? ... Are we there yet?

... Are we there yet? ... Are we there yet? ... Are we there yet? ... Are we there yet?

 

[Gwenhwyfar]

Use Sulu's rapier as a butter knife.

 

[Ziriath]

Use Sulu's rapier as a butter knife.

Cos Enterprise's only butter knife used Mr. Tormolen to stab himself in Naked time.

 

[RandyS]

Stand behind Ensign Ro at the helm and repeatedly ask her

... Are we there yet? ... Are we there yet? ... Are we there yet? ... Are we there yet?

... Are we there yet? ... Are we there yet? ... Are we there yet? ... Are we there yet?

... Are we there yet? ... Are we there yet? ... Are we there yet? ... Are we there yet?

... Are we there yet? ... Are we there yet? ... Are we there yet? ... Are we there yet?

Picard would likely loose patience and toss you off the bridge long before Ro would even notice.

 

[RandyS]

Drill a hole in Odo's bucket. He will spill himself out at least twice until he realize what's up.

Then stand over him singing, "There's a hole in the bucket, dear Odo, dear Odo".

 

[Ziriath]

Drill a hole in Odo's bucket. He will spill himself out at least twice until he realize what's up.

Then stand over him singing, "There's a hole in the bucket, dear Odo, dear Odo".

Sounds good, but in that moment I'd rather be at least 10 lightyears away, laughing hysterically.

 

[Paradon]

That would be funny if Trip started feeding Porthos some chicken bones, and Archer start going off...

I can see the look on Trip's face! "What's wrong captain?"