Or "Whatever happened to that purple dress?"
100 Ways to Annoy the Characters on Star Trek
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Tell Tuvok you liked him better as Tuvix.
Replace Neelix's wardrobe with solid colors.
Hide Neelix's kitchen utensils.
Give Janeway a steaming pot of Earl Grey.
Hide Siskos baseball
Invite Ezri to a Gagh buffet.
Look at Odo and say "what happened to your face"
Take obriens tools and scatter them through DS9
Use picards head as a mirror
Replace Neelix's wardrobe with solid colors.
Hide Neelix's kitchen utensils.
Give Janeway a steaming pot of Earl Grey.
Hide Siskos baseball
Invite Ezri to a Gagh buffet.
Look at Odo and say "what happened to your face"
Take obriens tools and scatter them through DS9
Use picards head as a mirror
Attempt telling Spock jokes all day, good or bad. That's bound to get on his nerves on some point!
(After all, he is trying to hide his emotions, so he can't laugh.)
(After all, he is trying to hide his emotions, so he can't laugh.)
Quark:
Call him bar-keep
Call him bar-keep
Ask Scotty to do something that's impossible without changing the laws of physics.
When Kirk comes at you with a flying kick, grab his leg, spin around and slam him into the wall.
tell Chekov nothing worthwhile was invented in Russia.
When Kirk comes at you with a flying kick, grab his leg, spin around and slam him into the wall.
tell Chekov nothing worthwhile was invented in Russia.
When reporting to Captain Picard, demand that you must report everything in a rap.
Or ask him if its good business sense to keep operating a bar on a station whose primary customers don't have a concept of money any more and had a free replimat right across the hall. (And who don't drink alcohol any more either)
And after he found out the Vorta were not gluttonous, alcoholic sex maniacs, why he stuck around when the Dominion took over too.
Place a call to Worf and say you feel the honourable thing to do is introduce yourself because you are Alexander's new boyfriend and you feel its time he knew the truth.
Every time Picard/Janeway is in a life and death situation he should beg Q to make it all go away until he gets angry at having to fix every single little thing in their lives.
Keep calling Tom Paris "Locarno" and ask him if he found himself in jail....
Every time Kira makes a mistake in Ops Sisko should sigh and mutter "I wish Ro Laren would've said yes to the transfer.."
Tell Spock you don't find that very logical every time he comes up with an idea.
Tasha Yar:
Tell her that she secretly wanted those rape gangs to catch her
Tell her that she secretly wanted those rape gangs to catch her
Worf:
Tell him he isn't a real klingon.
Tell him his forehead looks silly.
Tell him he smells funny.
Tell him he looks good in a dress.
Throw him a party.
Break all the replicators so he can't have prune juice.
Tell him he isn't a real klingon.
Tell him his forehead looks silly.
Tell him he smells funny.
Tell him he looks good in a dress.
Throw him a party.
Break all the replicators so he can't have prune juice.
O'Brien: Turn up at his quarters every night asking him to repair something that has gone on the fritz. (And I mean EVERY night!)
Sulu: Call him tiny
Sulu: Call him tiny
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I think Tasha would more accurately say you're an absolutely horrible person for saying that and rape is no joke. She would then not want to associate with you whatsoever and you could probably expect to be on her hate list.
I think Tasha would more accurately say you're an absolutely horrible person for saying that and rape is no joke. She would then not want to associate with you whatsoever and you could probably expect to be on her hate list.
At least I wouldn't be on her hate list for long!
Who knows?! It could be awhile before she gets over it.
Data:
Tell him that human emotions are awesome and he's a stupid robot for not having them. When he gets his emotion chip, tell him that human emotions are stupid and he's a stupid robot for having them.
When he has his emotion chip, keep calling him a stupid robot.
Data:
Tell him that human emotions are awesome and he's a stupid robot for not having them. When he gets his emotion chip, tell him that human emotions are stupid and he's a stupid robot for having them.
When he has his emotion chip, keep calling him a stupid robot.
Kirk:
I don't know what you saw in Edith Keeler anyway
I don't know what you saw in Edith Keeler anyway
Tell Worf that he hits like a little, human girl.
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