100 Ways to Annoy the Characters on Star Trek

[Gwenhwyfar]

List all the possible ways to annoy the characters on Star Trek.

Here's some of the stuff I came up with for my list:

Spock:

- When you see Spock pulling a poker face (which is all the time), go up to him with a concerned look and ask him if he needs to go the bathroom. If he says no, ask him if it's pon farr. Proceed to sleep with one eye open for the rest of your life.
- Override the computer system on the captain's main deck (I forgot what it was called, grr) to play video games or a movie.
- Whine, "Do I have to?" Whenever Spock orders you to do something.
- Sleep on the job. When he wakes you up, go right back to sleep.

Kirk:

- Remind Kirk that he lost Uhura to Spock and how that has affected his reputation as the lady killer.
- Override the computer system on the captain's main deck to play video games or a movie.
- Whine, "Do I have to?" Whenever he orders you around.
- Always sit in the captain's chair.
- Redecorate the chair so it's hot pink, floral, and has the words, "Girl Power," across the back seat.
- Talk about how you've seen someone do better whenever he boasts about his successes.
- Deflate his ego every chance you get.

Uhura:

- Say random gibberish and ask her if you said anything in any kind of language. Keep doing it.

 

[SPCTRE]

Geordi:

- If you're a guy, introduce him to your wife/spouse/girlfriend.

Okay, this would be depressing rather than annoying for poor Geordi.

 

[Gwenhwyfar]

Kirk:

- If you're a girl, act flirtatious around him. When he finally starts coming onto you, scream rape and call him a dirty pervert.

 

[ngc7293]

Shouldn't this be a list about how quickly to get demoted to crewman as quickly as possible? Any of the above would surely work!

 

[Gwenhwyfar]

You're right!

But what if you're not a crewman? You could just be a passenger on the ship that's being transported or someone that they're holding for certain importance.

You could have your chance of doing any one of those before getting locked in a cellar or room.

Edit:

Also, I don't think the one that you'd do to Uhura would demote you, or the one of introducing your wife to Geordi.

Basically, as long as you don't annoy Kirk or Spock, you should be fine. xD Though, maybe you could get away with deflating Kirk's ego once in awhile...

 

[Green Shirt]

Should be renamed "100 ways to annoy the fools who bothered to check out this thread."

 

[Gwenhwyfar]

....

Alright, fine! I thought people would enjoy this game since it's quite popular on other forums, but I guess I'm wrong.

I'll get it locked if it's such a problem.

 

[Orac]

Kirk:

- Hide his girdle.

 

[Laydin]

Janeway:

Serve her decaf.

 

[Gul Re'jal]

Ezri Dax: serve her raktajino.

 

[Misfit Toy]

Should be renamed "100 ways to annoy the fools who bothered to check out this thread."

Feel free to see your way out of the thread if you don't care for the topic. The hostility of your comment is unwarranted.

 

[Mr Silver]

Harry Kim: Leave a fruit seed on his workstation and tell him its the only pip he's getting during the journey back...

Picard/Riker/Worf/Troi: Redirect Lwaxana's ship to rendezvouz with the Enterprise.

 

[T'Girl]

When Uhura begins to break up with you, interrupt with, "Just drop off the key Lee."

Then walk away when she attempt to correct you as to her actual first name.

 

[Theodore Jay Miller]

Tell Spock that claiming that an emotional reaction was actually a logical one merely shows an additional emotion, shame.

 

[T'Girl]

After Kirk hits you with a flying drop kick, just stand there, casually dusting off the point of impact with your finger tips.

 

[Green Shirt]

Should be renamed "100 ways to annoy the fools who bothered to check out this thread."

Feel free to see your way out of the thread if you don't care for the topic. The hostility of your comment is unwarranted.

Excuse me. Dropping out. When I'm too old or inflexible to recognize spam, its time to go.

Please delete membership.

Have a nice life.

 

[Gwenhwyfar]

Should be renamed "100 ways to annoy the fools who bothered to check out this thread."

Feel free to see your way out of the thread if you don't care for the topic. The hostility of your comment is unwarranted.

Thank you! I was starting to think that people really didn't appreciate this thread, but I guess that's not the case.

Kirk:

When Kirk hits on you, brush off his advances. Ask him what Spock is doing, and prepare to swoon over Spock should he enter the room.

Edit:

@Green Shirt:

If I put "[Game]" in the title for this thread, would it help you see what this thread was intended to be? Honestly, this is quite a common forum game, especially forums based on books, films, or anything that has characters.

I'm sorry that you feel the need to leave because of this.

 

[trekkiebaggio]

Harry Kim: Leave a fruit seed on his workstation and tell him its the only pip he's getting during the journey back...

Thomas Riker: Call him Will

Will Riker: Call him Tom

Worf: Replace his Klingon Opera with any cheesy songs

Odo: Not so much annoying, but if you poured alcohol into him while he was in his gelatinous state would he get drunk? Maybe that's one for the DS9 forum...

Bones: Anytime he does something outside of his realm as doctor say "Dammit, you're a doctor not a ___"

EMH: Jump into the scene whenever he's taking a photo

Neelix: Flirt with Kes

Janeway: Give her decaf

 

[Gwenhwyfar]

Confuse T'Pol for an elf. Act confused when she tries to tell you she's Vulcan and attempt speaking Elven/Elvish to her.

 

[T'Girl]

^ Every time you pass T'Pol in the corridor, ask her politely "How's Gandalf?"