Something else to bitch about people, Trekker4747: they'll give you cancer ;-)
8. Kids: Kids in public places are always an issue with me. Parents: It's not cute to let your kid order. Sure it might be cute for you; but the guy behind the counter having to deal with your kid's stammering, low and unclear voice, or the guy behind you having to wait? Not so much. No one else in the place? Go for it. Otherwise? Order it for him. This point also lumps nicely with point 10. Kids are more indecisive than adults. See if they want the apples or the fries with their chicken-nugget Happy Meal BEFORE you step up to the counter.
Tough luck for you on this one. I do this with my daughter for her sake, not yours. She learns how to interact in a structured situation like this. It's good for kids. We always figure out what she'd like to order beforehand but then she places her own order. It's not so she can be cute, because she's extraordinarly cute anyway!![]()
I don't have kids, but even I can see the value in this. My parents did it with me, and dollars to donuts, Trekker's did it with him too.
Drive-Thru
4. Don't leave huge amounts of space between the car in front of you!
1. Eating Someone Else's Food: Not another person's but food from another establishment. I was getting food at Panera once and in walked three douchey guys carrying bags of Chipotle from next-door. Apparently, they decided to eat their burritos in Panera because Panera is quieter than Chipotle. They didn't order anything from Panera (they had their drinks and food from Chipotle.) This isn't too common, but I see people eating food from other restaurants from time to time while out, even people eating McDonalds in the dining area of the store I work at. It's just a jerk-ass move. Don't do it.
8. Kids: Kids in public places are always an issue with me. Parents: It's not cute to let your kid order. Sure it might be cute for you; but the guy behind the counter having to deal with your kid's stammering, low and unclear voice, or the guy behind you having to wait? Not so much. No one else in the place? Go for it. Otherwise? Order it for him. This point also lumps nicely with point 10. Kids are more indecisive than adults. See if they want the apples or the fries with their chicken-nugget Happy Meal BEFORE you step up to the counter.
Tough luck for you on this one. I do this with my daughter for her sake, not yours. She learns how to interact in a structured situation like this. It's good for kids. We always figure out what she'd like to order beforehand but then she places her own order. It's not so she can be cute, because she's extraordinarly cute anyway!![]()
I don't have kids, but even I can see the value in this. My parents did it with me, and dollars to donuts, Trekker's did it with him too.
Anti-social behavior is clearly on the rise with teens and young adults, one of the big reasons why is parent's are so paranoid about letting them interact with "strangers" when they're young.
The funny thing about people drinking Diet soda isn't that it's diet. It's that they drink 7 of them throughout the course of a single meal.
Trekker complains when he sees rude kids yet he complains when he sees parents trying to teach them social behavior. I think Trekker just likes to complain.
Mr Awe
9. Diet Choices: "Yes, I'm going to order a large heap of beans, meat, cheese and whipped dairy fats but, know what? Make it in a bowl instead of a burrito shell. Have to watch what I eat.", "Give me a quarter-pound of beef-fat topped with cheeses, sauces with a large side-order of fried potato starches but, please, make that drink a diet."
Forgoing that burrito shell and that regular soda isn't helping you any what with the meal your odered and all.
The funny thing about people drinking Diet soda isn't that it's diet. It's that they drink 7 of them throughout the course of a single meal.
I used to work at a Sonny's BBQ and it was all I could do not to laugh at the fatasses that would come in on all you can eat rib night, order ten reorders of ribs, fries, coleslaw, our greasy-ass garlic bread and then wash it down with a "Diet" coke. Like it was going to help them lose weight![]()
^It's not so much laughing at their meal choices, but laughing because after ordering the unhealthiest thing on the planet, they specifically MENTION they're ordering the diet coke in an attempt to cancel the meal out.
^It's not so much laughing at their meal choices, but laughing because after ordering the unhealthiest thing on the planet, they specifically MENTION they're ordering the diet coke in an attempt to cancel the meal out.
They're joking. They probably realize that it seems silly.
When I was in college, I worked at Ruby Tuesday's and there was this guy who had to weigh about 400 pounds who came in for lunch every Saturday, ordered a Collossal burger, double fries, loaded potato skins and this ridiculous sundae. And a diet coke. Every time he said "gotta get the diet to make up for dessert!". It was his little joke to poke fun at himself. Anyway, he's probably long dead now, but he was a nice guy. Great tipper.
^ What I find is that diet drinks don't quench thirst, but make me thirstier. I had a friend hypothesize that the gigantic aspartame molecules actually raise the osmotic pressure in your mouth, causing the cells in your palate to expunge water rather than absorb it.
People like to make fun of others and the overweight are always open season. Maybe they order diet without any false beliefs whatsoever. Overweight doesn't equate to stupid. It's probably more about the taste of the drink.
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