1. The Post-signalous: This person will make their merge/turn and THEN signal. As-if to say, "In case you missed it, this is what I did!" this personal obviously missed the entire point of the turn signal.
2. The Premature Signalator: This person will turn the signal on well before it needs to be used, up to a block. Making it difficult to know when they are really going to turn. Is it in the driveway to that strip-mall, is at the intersection? Who knows?
3. The Did You Catch It-er: This person uses their "flash to pass" feature in their stalk (by pressing down slightly on it to make the light flash but to not actually click on the fixed signal) and lets the singal flash once or twice either at the start of or in the middle of their merge. Equally as useless as not doing it at all.
4. The Obliviouser: You know this person, they somehow clicked on the signal at somepoint, didn't realize it, and it has been flashing for miles.
5. The Dedicated: The best one of the lot. This one knows how to use his signal. He turns it on well before a merge/lane change to let people know/make an opening, makes his merge and then clicks it off. He turns it on 100 feet before the intersection and leaves it on at the intersection and through his turn -allowing it co click itself off.
6. The Not Gonna Do It-er: The person who refuses to use their signal or isn't aware of how important it is to give people notice on what you are doing. Sometimes this person will give you a dirty look or gesture for not letting them in/over as you pass them
7. The Burned Out: This person uses their signal -either correctly or not- but us unaware the bulbs are burned out so it makes it pointless. To be fair, it's hard to know when/if these bulbs are burned out.
8. The Which Way: Pretty rare but it does happen. This person turns on their signal and then makes a turn... In the opposite direction.
9. The Hand Signal: Even more rare, this person's signals don't work and they're aware of it to the point they use hand signals to indicate their turn. This gesture is appreciated.
10. The Unecessary: Not entirely a problem, but this person will use their signal when it might not be entirely necessary because the turn is obvious. Like at an oddly placed stop sign at an "intersection" where turning one way is impossible because it's a blocked/closed road, or maybe in merging situations onto highways where the on-ramp isn't also an off ramp for the next exit, turn-specific lanes, etc. The gesture is appreciated, even if not really necessary. Still not a bad habit to have, I suppose.
2. The Premature Signalator: This person will turn the signal on well before it needs to be used, up to a block. Making it difficult to know when they are really going to turn. Is it in the driveway to that strip-mall, is at the intersection? Who knows?
3. The Did You Catch It-er: This person uses their "flash to pass" feature in their stalk (by pressing down slightly on it to make the light flash but to not actually click on the fixed signal) and lets the singal flash once or twice either at the start of or in the middle of their merge. Equally as useless as not doing it at all.
4. The Obliviouser: You know this person, they somehow clicked on the signal at somepoint, didn't realize it, and it has been flashing for miles.
5. The Dedicated: The best one of the lot. This one knows how to use his signal. He turns it on well before a merge/lane change to let people know/make an opening, makes his merge and then clicks it off. He turns it on 100 feet before the intersection and leaves it on at the intersection and through his turn -allowing it co click itself off.
6. The Not Gonna Do It-er: The person who refuses to use their signal or isn't aware of how important it is to give people notice on what you are doing. Sometimes this person will give you a dirty look or gesture for not letting them in/over as you pass them
7. The Burned Out: This person uses their signal -either correctly or not- but us unaware the bulbs are burned out so it makes it pointless. To be fair, it's hard to know when/if these bulbs are burned out.
8. The Which Way: Pretty rare but it does happen. This person turns on their signal and then makes a turn... In the opposite direction.
9. The Hand Signal: Even more rare, this person's signals don't work and they're aware of it to the point they use hand signals to indicate their turn. This gesture is appreciated.
10. The Unecessary: Not entirely a problem, but this person will use their signal when it might not be entirely necessary because the turn is obvious. Like at an oddly placed stop sign at an "intersection" where turning one way is impossible because it's a blocked/closed road, or maybe in merging situations onto highways where the on-ramp isn't also an off ramp for the next exit, turn-specific lanes, etc. The gesture is appreciated, even if not really necessary. Still not a bad habit to have, I suppose.
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