1-800-I'm-an-idiot

[Lookingglassman]

Everyday while watching tv I am bombarded with the commercials for an ambulance chaser: 1-800-ASK-GARY!

The people who do these adds are total idiots. The one that stands out is the chick who states, "Me and my girlfriend got hit by a driver who ran a stop sign and my knee was hurt. My friend looked at me and asked, "What are we going to do now?" and I answered, "I dont know about you, but I'm going to call 1-800-Ask-Gary"

C'MON STUPID, HOW ABOUT CALLING 911 INSTEAD???

 

[Cakes488]

It says it's out of service. I'm trying to call you and help a brother out but you got to give me the right digits baby!

 

[T'Girl]

1-800-Evolution-In-Action

If she bleeds out waiting on a lawyer to show, before calling 911, isn't that a good thing?

The only thing better is if she drives into a body of water with the kids strapped in the back, a little pruning of the old gene pool.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Any of you guys seen those commercials on TV for this company wanting you to send your gold threw the mail, so you can get a check for it?

We got a local gold place with a repected man in charge. He has this commercial that during which he says, "And folks -- what kind of idiot send their gold threw the mail?!"


Having worked at the Post Office myself, I can assure you: don't send your gold threw the mail. Or UPS. Or Fed-Ex. Find a local place.

 

[Crusher Disciple]

Having worked at the Post Office myself, I can assure you: don't send your gold threw the mail. Or UPS. Or Fed-Ex. Find a local place.

Pshaw! Send it to me!

 

[Cakes488]

Any of you guys seen those commercials on TV for this company wanting you to send your gold threw the mail, so you can get a check for it?

We got a local gold place with a repected man in charge. He has this commercial that during which he says, "And folks -- what kind of idiot send their gold threw the mail?!"


Having worked at the Post Office myself, I can assure you: don't send your gold threw the mail. Or UPS. Or Fed-Ex. Find a local place.

I've sent weed via fed ex on an occassion or two. And let me tell you...it was right on time.

 

[Lookingglassman]

Cakes488, That is the actual number of that moron. He has multipe commericals on. Each one has some idiot telling about his experiences and I classified each one because they play them all the time;

1. The "actress" - Some chick is telling you about her accident, but is speaking in a monotone voice like she is reading a script.

2. The "idiot" - The chick I mentioned above who hurt her knee and called him instead of 911.

3. The "mullet" - some loser with a greasy mullet trying to act all sad and innocent because he got into an accident and didnt know what to do so he called this guy.

4. The "Trailer Park chick and Frankenstein" - A chick who looks like she has no blood in her and bright red lips and looks like she does meth is sitting with a black/hispanic dude who has a scar on his forehead and square head and both are whining about their accident, but Gary helped them!

5. The "cute black smiling chick" - She is cute, but still stupid for calling this guy. The only good thing about her is her cute smile.

 

[Alidar Jarok]

Any of you guys seen those commercials on TV for this company wanting you to send your gold threw the mail, so you can get a check for it?

We got a local gold place with a repected man in charge. He has this commercial that during which he says, "And folks -- what kind of idiot send their gold threw the mail?!"


Having worked at the Post Office myself, I can assure you: don't send your gold threw the mail. Or UPS. Or Fed-Ex. Find a local place.

I've sent weed via fed ex on an occassion or two. And let me tell you...it was right on time.

I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.
-Mitch Hedberg

 

[Cakes488]

Cakes488, That is the actual number of that moron. He has multipe commericals on. Each one has some idiot telling about his experiences and I classified each one because they play them all the time;

1. The "actress" - Some chick is telling you about her accident, but is speaking in a monotone voice like she is reading a script.

2. The "idiot" - The chick I mentioned above who hurt her knee and called him instead of 911.

3. The "mullet" - some loser with a greasy mullet trying to act all sad and innocent because he got into an accident and didnt know what to do so he called this guy.

4. The "Trailer Park chick and Frankenstein" - A chick who looks like she has no blood in her and bright red lips and looks like she does meth is sitting with a black/hispanic dude who has a scar on his forehead and square head and both are whining about their accident, but Gary helped them!

5. The "cute black smiling chick" - She is cute, but still stupid for calling this guy. The only good thing about her is her cute smile.

Hey! I think I saw #4 on the train this morning.

 

[cultcross]

Using letters instead of numbers to give a phone number is one thing that never caught on here. I remember when they changed the method of making a collect call (what we call a reverse charges call). You have to dial 0800 REVERSE, but in the ad they had to have a close-up of someone doing it really slowly, twice, so people would get what they meant by dialling letters

 

[freak]

Everyday while watching tv I am bombarded with the commercials for an ambulance chaser: 1-800-ASK-GARY!

The people who do these adds are total idiots. The one that stands out is the chick who states, "Me and my girlfriend got hit by a driver who ran a stop sign and my knee was hurt. My friend looked at me and asked, "What are we going to do now?" and I answered, "I dont know about you, but I'm going to call 1-800-Ask-Gary"

C'MON STUPID, HOW ABOUT CALLING 911 INSTEAD???

This had me laughing!!! Ain't that the truth. I hate commercials late at night..you know..those "natural male enhancement" commercials talking about "chubbie Santas" and all that jazz. It's just not right at all.

 

[Major Chord]

Everyday while watching tv I am bombarded with the commercials for an ambulance chaser: 1-800-ASK-GARY!

The people who do these adds are total idiots. The one that stands out is the chick who states, "Me and my girlfriend got hit by a driver who ran a stop sign and my knee was hurt. My friend looked at me and asked, "What are we going to do now?" and I answered, "I dont know about you, but I'm going to call 1-800-Ask-Gary"

C'MON STUPID, HOW ABOUT CALLING 911 INSTEAD???

This had me laughing!!! Ain't that the truth. I hate commercials late at night..you know..those "natural male enhancement" commercials talking about "chubbie Santas" and all that jazz. It's just not right at all.

The ones I've been seeing for Extenze crack me up. They're so averse to saying the word 'penis', that they constantly refer to the penis as "That certain Special Part of the Male Body".

 

[Cakes488]

But I mean come on....if Extenze even remotely worked...well let's just say that we'd all know about it.

 

[tharpdevenport]

But I mean come on....if Extenze even remotely worked...well let's just say that we'd all know about it.

Yeah, it would be a product that ... touches us all...

 

[Lookingglassman]

Those penis extension commercials are hilarious! I love the ones with that guy who is always smiling. He actually looks happy, but when they show his "wife" I fall over laughing because she looks like she is trying her best to smile when she is really upset.

 

[Major Chord]

He probably wants to have sex every night...and I have a feeling she's had enough. Either that, or she doesn't like all the other women in the village going gaga over his cock.

 

[shivkala]

What about the ASK GARY commercial in which the spokesperson is talking...WHILE DRIVING THEIR CAR? Maybe if they focused on driving instead of doing a commercial they wouldn't get into accidents!

 

[Lookingglassman]

ARGGGHH!! I heard the Ask Gary commercial on my car's radio! It was the stupid chick again talking about her knee being hurt and calling Gary instead of 911. I'm going to call this number and ask them why Gary is an idiot.

 

[Cakes488]

Somehow...someway this advertising campaign must be proving effective to enough idiots out there or else they wouldn't be using it. Amazing isn't it?

 

[Colonel Green]

Any of you guys seen those commercials on TV for this company wanting you to send your gold threw the mail, so you can get a check for it?

We got a local gold place with a repected man in charge. He has this commercial that during which he says, "And folks -- what kind of idiot send their gold threw the mail?!"

Probably the same kind of idiot that doesn't know the difference between words "threw" and "through".