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Joke. Gary Lockwood who played Mitchell also starred in 2001 A Space Odyssey that featured a computer named HAL in it.

The Ferengi should regard the Federation's ideals as a a complete joke, and should be shown on accasion to be correct. The Ferengi can't be credible villians unless they occasionally win, and Starfleet gets humiliated. Not always though. The little dance routine on their first appearance needs...

...short I've rejected my Vulcan side and embraced my human side. I'm as emotional as any Human." Thorne explained, "Hell I even love telling dad jokes. But since I don't have any kids i guess that makes me a... faux pa." "Sir?" “Nevermind...If you wouldn’t mind, Commander?” Thorne prompted...

It's been 48 hours and they haven't showed up yet, so I'm going to try removing the "it's green" poll option. Sorry.

...What is Starfleet? Time to defend and define Starfleet and it's mission. Pike speech guaranteed Four-And-A-Half-Vulcans Comedy jokes. Terrarium Trelane captures our crew for his own entertainment. New Life and New Civilizations Could a First Contact situation. Cliffhanger...

Anybody who was themselves, but wasn't acting like themselves would be jokingly accused of having been replaced. It would also show up as a common thread in paranoiac theories.

Your jokes miss more often than a Stormtrooper.

That's great. Please feel free to discuss in the appropriate forums.

...EVERYTHING. You are most definitely a slave to be terminated at the state's pleasure. For this definition, you may perfer the term 'Serf'. Keeping in mind that a Serf is owned by the land, that is the State. There was joke in Moscow in the 1980s...they pretend to pay us, so we pretend to...

Where is elsewhere? Maybe there's a St. Elsewhere joke there, considering the claim of imagined events. ;)

...cuz the episode itself was, dare I say, very good. However, when the first leak for TATV arrived, I honestly thought it was some kind of a joke being played on fandom. Then the press release happened. An out of shape Riker, an obviously different looking Troi, and that story synopsis. I...

...picked up, especially since both threads already have enough votes that the books will appear in the chart. Now, I honestly don't know if your joke "it's green" poll response will allow the threads to be picked up or not. I've left it in there for now, and if it doesn't cause any issues...

Don't mince words, @Christopher; what do you really think? Of course, remember: this was a time when Marshak & Culbreath could still get published by an entity other than a vanity house.

When the joke is ready, the comic will appear...

...especially when you compare his record to other Security Chiefs of the same era. (Worf definitely had his share of breaches, and Tuvok? There were several times where security on board that ship was a joke... like how two unarmed Ferengi stole their pod and broke free from custody on Voyager.)

...even rocks, demonstrating varying degrees of complexity. Why do I bring this up here? In early Yamato, there was always this running joke about the poor beleaguered "third bridge" attached to the underside of the hull. In the original run, that thing must have blown up, burned...

LOL, once again I have managed to win the Fart Joke award. And to once again keep the tradition of Tuvok fart jokes going... Janeway: "Is that the nebula scan results I asked for?" 7 of 9: "No, this is an intervention. This is a spectral colored analysis of the gases Lt. Tuvok emitted...

...work. With Web, I think I just assumed that they'd gone back to Cygnet XIV for reprogramming a second time years later.) Which was a sexist joke at the time -- that any computer programmed by women would have to work illogically and erratically. (Never mind that Ada Lovelace was the world's...

These contests wouldn't be the same without the fart jokes.