MENDEZ: It appears Fleet Captain Pike is getting tired and unfocused. Perhaps we should call a recess.
That way he can be taken to the nearest Jiffy Lube outpost to have his servos and gears lubricated.
(I'd STILL service his servos and gears!)
TOS Caption Contest #223: Captains, Some Courageous, Some Not
- Thread starter Rat Boy
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(I'd STILL service his servos and gears!)
Spock: "It appears Captain Pike has a curiously relieved look on his face."
Kirk: "How is that possible? I thought he can't move a muscle?"
Mendez: "His bladder sure is fully functional. And his catch basin has overflowed. Jim, you better get a custodian in here, quick."
MENDEZ: It appears Fleet Captain Pike still thinks this caption contest is going on. He keeps beeping inappropriate comments into thin air.
CAPT_PICKIRK IS A DUMBASS, IGNORE THIS
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^ Interesting. I wonder if one can get a warning for flaming oneself. 
Or banned! 
Certainly wouldn't surprise me...
