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VFWCC #22 There's coffee in these captions!
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Some nights, she pretended it was Chakotay. Other nights, a brick, but there's really not that much of a difference.
*snort* This is hilarious!!!!!
Thanks for the laugh!!!
The kiss was for luck. Janeway had run out of dimes and had bet Voyager on this ring toss. She cocked her arm back and *techno babble fix*...was so relieved that the ring had ended up where she'd needed it in the end. The giant panda would look good in her ready room.
Neelix's chocolate Waste Extraction Conduit Gaskets were the hit of the fête. Until someone found his template.
Janeway practices her Jacob Marley as the door knocker for the ship's play of "A Christmas Carol".
Janeway (thinking): Hmmmm, I find myself at a difficult crossroad. The caffo-metric initializer loop developed by the Coffeans has the potential to revolutionize our propulsion system. Once installed, our engines will be at peak efficiency and maximum energy for months on end. We could get this ship home in a fraction of the time, allowing my crew to- oh what the hell, I'll just eat it.
Janeway loved to kiss and smell her anus stretcher before she used it on some hapless ensign, usually Harry Kim.
Some nights, she pretended it was Chakotay. Other nights, a brick, but there's really not that much of a difference.
*snort* This is hilarious!!!!!
Thanks for the laugh!!!
Can't come up with anything original, so just thought I'd note that this is also my favorite. Funny, funny stuff, Rat Boy!
JANEWAY: "Alright Lucy, here's the bet: if I hit the target, you have to put up a new caption contest. If I miss, we keep this one up until we get back to the Alpha Quadrant. Deal?"
WIN!
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