Adding my favorite Garak line after the Klingons beat him up.
"But I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos."
"I'm serious, Doctor. Thanks to your ministrations, I am almost completely healed. But the damage I did to them will last a lifetime."
Also Chakotay after finding out Seska was a Cardassian spy:
"You were working for her, Seska was working for them.. was anyone on that ship working for me?" Always makes me smile.
"But I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos."
"I'm serious, Doctor. Thanks to your ministrations, I am almost completely healed. But the damage I did to them will last a lifetime."
Also Chakotay after finding out Seska was a Cardassian spy:
"You were working for her, Seska was working for them.. was anyone on that ship working for me?" Always makes me smile.