TNG Caption This! #370: Realities

PICARD:...and now, the next step of our "Pissing-off Star Wars fans" five year plan.

 

"But, Lieutenant Worf ... they are the only love that money can buy."

 

Everyone took a step back when Worf's Klingon erection came swinging around when he tried to avoid Data's micro RC enterprise replica.


(Once you see it, you can never un-see it!!!)




Will: Where did you get that schematic, i thought The Drex Files had been suspended?"
Picard: "Once its out there its out there, Will."



"YUK! ive never seen myself with a beard before."

 

PICARD: Yes Esoqq, I've visited your planet when I was Captain of the Stargaz..
ALL: SHUT UP!


ESOQQ: I don't even know what's a lion!
PICARD: Pfff, if you're not a coward lion, the Bolian college girl's two twin brothers.

 

No one want to be the first one to use the communal toilet.

 

PICARD: "Now slap both hands on your legs...oop, our Mizarian friend wins again. I didn't say "Simon Says".

 

Worf: "Commander, don't move. We've located Ceiling Cat."




Tactical Officer: "So just how serious are you and K'ehleyr:"

Worf: "Meh, I can take her or leave her."

Tactical Officer: "Uh."

Worf: "She's standing right behind me, isn't she?"

 

Worf: Oh crap, who activated his Basic Instinct subroutine?




Ensign: So I need to enter your wife's name into my tactical report. How does she spell it again?
Worf: It is spelled exactly as it sounds.
Ensign: Then how does it sound, exactly?
Worf: K-Layhr.
Ensign: Kay Lair?
Worf: Kuh'Layer.
Ensign: K'laire?
Worf: You are trying my patience.
Ensign: You don't know, do you.
Worf: Cheese it, here comes What's-her-name and she's arming Blue Steel. Eject! Eject!

 

Captain's Log: Although it was terrifying at the time, upon reviewing old recordings of the vicious Clown attack, I now find it...funny.

 

New Contest!

 

In fairness, I'm Johnny wasn't going to have another chance for days.