So who is playing naked Carol Danvers that Antman is watching loofah herself raw in a shower?
(Yes, something that actually happened.)
If you want this not to be a comedy.
Do this as the opening 30 seconds:
Voice over from Paul Rudd "It seemed like a good idea"
Slow motion image of Paul's fist connecting with Rashida's face.
Voice over from Paul Rudd "It seemed like the best idea."
Slow motion image of Paul's fist connecting with Rashida's face from a different angle.
Vice over from Paul Rudd "In the history of good ideas, this was my my second best."
Slow motion image of Paul's fist connecting with Rashida's face from yet a another different angle.
Voice over from Paul Rudd "What was best for the universe than giving this ##### exactly what she deserved."
Slow motion image of Paul's fist connecting with Rashida's face from yet a different angle.
Voice over from Paul Rudd, "Well I don't mean to brag but I built the robot that destroyed the world. Took every member of humanity on the planet and chucked them into a furnace. So yes technically that had greater global ramifications maybe, but on a personal level I never felt as awesome as the day I detached my wife's retina."
Rashida on the ground screaming in pain, Paul dancing around her in victory.
Voice over from Paul Rudd "But I'm getting ahead of myself. Way ahead of myself, lets star at the beginning..."