TOS Caption Contest #286: Amok Caption

[Armored Saint]

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Chapel: It's Mick Jagger and David Bowie all over again.

 

[2takesfrakes]

T'PRING: "T'Pring is not the wife Spock is looking for."

KIRK: "Spock, T'Pring isn't the wife you're looking for."

T'PRING: "She & Stonn can go about their business."

KIRK: "She and Stonn can go about their business."

T'PRING: "Move along."

KIRK: "Let's move along, Spock ... Bones."

 

[Zombie Cheerleader]

CHAPEL: You bastard! You said I wasn't your type!

 

[Armored Saint]

PIKE: Don't worry Number One, it's not after that he will replace you as First officer.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Kirk: Look, Spock, I know you're upset, but the phrase "Blue Screen of Death" isn't meant to be taken literally.

 

[T'Girl]

Kirk: "Spock! Quickly! How do I say 'manipulative little viper bitch' in Vulcan?"

Spock: Surprisingly it's "Chapel."

Kirk: That explains some things.

 

[Zombie Cheerleader]

KIRK:And it's our humanity that....Spock, are you falling asleep?

SPOCK: Sorry, when you go into "moralizing mode", I tend to doze off.

 

[Zombie Cheerleader]

CHAPEL: You said it was just some harmless flirting in the rec room!

UHURA: Sorry?

 

[TorontoTrekker]

No, Mister Spock, I am not a little teapot.

And to think, in 20 years I'll be calling Deanna "little one." What will I be thinking?

 

[Armored Saint]

 

[Armored Saint]

CHAPEL: Nyota, why aren't you in the sickbay?
UHURA: Mister Spock concluded that Fal-tor-pan was a more logical option than your kindergarten exercices.
CHAPEL: But for Fal-tor-pan, you needed to have melded before...
UHURA:[/b] Teehee

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Shatner: "Ha! Roddenberry says I'm the star of this show!"
Nimoy: "I don't have time to discuss it right now. I've got today's boxcar load of fan mail still to be answered."

 

[HarryM]

KIRK: His Vulcan is very good.
STONN: Thanks, I've been practicing for weeks!
KIRK: HA! Oldest trick in the book.

 

[Triskelion]

TFTW Leadhead!

Spock: Captain, can you relieve me?
Kirk: Not from here, I can't.

Kirk: You googled yourself?
Spock: Beats the Vulcan nerve pinch.

Chapel: You maxed out your new credit card on Botany eBay, didn't you.
Spock: Khaaaaaaaaaaan!

Kirk: Check out R2 and 3PO back there.

T'Pring: He asked me if I had a bicycle!
Stonn: Just what a seat-sniffer would say.
Kirk: Me?

 

[Zombie Cheerleader]

After an hour, Spock realized it was actually a cardboard cutout of the Captain.

 

[Zombie Cheerleader]

CHAPEL: If Vulcans are pacifists, why is your room decorated with weapons?

SPOCK: We do not speak of it with outsiders.

 

[Zombie Cheerleader]

CHAPEL: This is why you never go to bed angry.

KIRK: Shut up,Christine.

 

[Maurice]

All these photoshops are unintentionally hilarious because the added characters are too small.

 

[2takesfrakes]

CHAPEL: "... Mister Spock? Mister Spock? ... WAKE UP!!!"
SPOCK: "Hmm? Huh? Whuh? Oh ... Nurse Chapel."
CHAPEL: "Mister Spock, 'do' me, now - or you will be late."
SPOCK: "Hmm? 'Late'? What for?"
CHAPEL: "Late as in 'The Late Mister Spock.' ... It's a sort of threat, you see. I've never been terribly good at them, myself, but I'm told they can be terribly effective."