Someone bought me a fake rolex for my birthday
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Well, if I ever got a real rolex, I'd hold it up in my hand and say:
'It's REEEEEEEAAAAAAAL!'
In true Benny Russell fashion. And if I had one too many caffeinated drinks I'd start doing the Cardassian neck trick, as soon as I figure out what that is...
Oh, yeah, and whenever I do something completely inexcusable and/or totally immoral I just shrug and say: 'It's easy to be a saint in paradise.'
I impersonate Weyoun whenever I try to clinch a business deal. And my dreams consist of bright white lights and DS9 actors talking in nonsensical riddles.
These statements are true. All of them. Especially the lies.
'It's REEEEEEEAAAAAAAL!'
In true Benny Russell fashion. And if I had one too many caffeinated drinks I'd start doing the Cardassian neck trick, as soon as I figure out what that is...
Oh, yeah, and whenever I do something completely inexcusable and/or totally immoral I just shrug and say: 'It's easy to be a saint in paradise.'
I impersonate Weyoun whenever I try to clinch a business deal. And my dreams consist of bright white lights and DS9 actors talking in nonsensical riddles.
These statements are true. All of them. Especially the lies.
Erm...coming dangerously close to spamming here.
In future, we might want to put a bit more substance into our new thread topics.
Thanks.
In future, we might want to put a bit more substance into our new thread topics.
Thanks.
Spam Control to Major PKTrekGirl
Spam Control to Major PKTrekGirl
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Spam Control to Major PKTrekGirl
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may God’s love be with you
Spoken:
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Lift-off
This is Spam Control to Major PKTrekGirl
You’ve really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it’s time to leave the capsule if you dare
“This is Major PKTrekGirl to Spam Control
I’m stepping through the door
And I’m floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there’s nothing I can do
Though I’m past one hundred thousand miles
I’m feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much (she knows!)
Spam Control to Major PKTrekGirl
Your circuit’s dead, there’s something wrong
Can you hear me, Major PKTrekGirl?
Can you hear me, Major PKTrekGirl?
Can you hear me, Major PKTrekGirl?
Can you hear....
“ am I floating round my tin can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there’s nothing I can do.?
Spam Control to Major PKTrekGirl
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Spam Control to Major PKTrekGirl
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may God’s love be with you
Spoken:
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Lift-off
This is Spam Control to Major PKTrekGirl
You’ve really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it’s time to leave the capsule if you dare
“This is Major PKTrekGirl to Spam Control
I’m stepping through the door
And I’m floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there’s nothing I can do
Though I’m past one hundred thousand miles
I’m feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much (she knows!)
Spam Control to Major PKTrekGirl
Your circuit’s dead, there’s something wrong
Can you hear me, Major PKTrekGirl?
Can you hear me, Major PKTrekGirl?
Can you hear me, Major PKTrekGirl?
Can you hear....
“ am I floating round my tin can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there’s nothing I can do.?
Whenever I'm knocking on the john and someone says "occupied" I say "There you go again. This is not an occuPAtion!" Just like Weyoun.
Well, maybe not really. But I should.
Well, maybe not really. But I should.
About 10 years ago I had the best ever part time job at this golf course so this guy come along selling fake Rolex's for $10 apiece. I bought 2 different models gave 1 to my son we swapped with one another for 4 years...best investment I ever made...
...IT'S A FAKE!
(this topic is not spam mho)
...IT'S A FAKE!
(this topic is not spam mho)
I don't think it's spamming at all. You gotta have SOME place to tell people these things. When you have a "trek moment", or especially a "niner moment", it's nice to share it with folks who would understand...
Totally agree....
Now that is some epic thread necromancy!
Yeah, I can totally see that. I don't know how you went two years without saying it.
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