TNG Caption This! 347: Better than ever

[Nerys Myk]

CREWMAN SMITH (oc) I'm here to pick up the Mugato droppings.

PICARD: Merde!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

CREWMAN SMITH (oc) I'm here to pick up the Mugato droppings.

PICARD: Merde!

avec une hint de Bergamot. It'll do until the replicator's repaired.

 

[shivkala]

In honor of none of my captions being chosen this past week, I am going with a theme this week:

Picard/Shivkala: What do you mean none of my captions were funny?

Worf/Leadhead: Your captions were...without honor.

Picard/Shivkala: Worf/Leadhead didn't like any of my posts, what am I going to do? And what the hell are you doing with that sextant?

Jono/Nerys Myk: Trying to find your dignity!

Riker/Mutai Sho-Rin: Find it yet?

Worf/Leadhead: No sir, as I said, I have not been able to find Picard/Shivkala's sense of humor.

Picard/Shivkala: Before the winners were announced, I thought I'd be drinking from the cup of victory, now I'm just tasting the bitterness of defeat!

Riker/Mutai Sho-Rin: Picard/Shivkala for your crimes of being unfunny, we consign you to this torture beam!

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: Analysis, Mr. Worf?

WORF: Black gold. Texas tea.

RIKER: Recommendation?

WORF: California is the place we ought to be.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SHAZAM!

 

[Armored Saint]

PICARD: Once, with the Stargazer....ouch!
TROI: Captain, I sense jealousy...from the Enterprise!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Smellincoffee]

Picard: Mr. Worf, I'll be in my bunk.

Admiral McCoy, OS: We call it sweet tea, son.

Riker: Walk it off, captain, walk it off!

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Worf: This water is fresh! We did not need to drink out own piss. When I see that Bear Grylls, I will disembowel him.

 

[LeadHead]

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