TOS Caption Contest #281: Who Captions for Adonais?

[Avro Arrow]

TFTW, LeadHead!

Kirk: Wait a minute... I think I used to watch this show on CBC as a kid! Wasn't there also a rooster in a bag?

McCoy: This is the fourth time Scotty's died this year! Once more and he gets a free six-inch sub!

Spock: You had the Broncos by 14 points. You owe 2000 credits. Don't make me get all "Vulcan death grip" on your ass.
Kyle: Arg! Why am I betting on 250-year old sporting events without checking the results first?!

Apollo: Time's almost up, gentlemen!
Kirk: OK, OK! (Whispering) There's only one survey answer left! If we answer correctly, we steal the points, otherwise the Klingon team wins!

Spock: How are the repairs going, Lieutenant?
Uhura: They'd be going a lot better if I actually had some damn resistors and capacitors, instead of an empty circuit board!

 

[JirinPanthosa]

MCCOY: Wow. That's amazing!
KIRK: I know. The Roman Gods can as many mistresses as they want and turn them into cows when they start to get naggy!
MCCOY: I mean, how big he is.
KIRK: Umm, yeah, that's what I meant too.

MCCOY: He's dead Jim! How can you not be concerned?
KIRK: Cause he'll be alive again by the end of the week. He's Scotty!
MCCOY: Point.

SPOCK: Now that you've been transferred to security, your life insurance premiums are going to go up. We will adjust your pay accordingly.

KIRK: Why couldn't it have been Dionysus? Then it would have been the best week ever.

OHURA: The things I'll do for screen time.

 

[Nerys Myk]

UHURA: It's "Uhura" with a "U".

SPOCK: Ah, then I'll cancel the St Patrick's Day celebration I had planned.

UHURA: Let's not get hasty.

 

[LeadHead]

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