I like to think they're hookers because from what I've seen, Kirk's chat up lines are awful and I'd like to think that Federation women in the 23rd century are a bit more discerning.
Finally we agree on something

I like to think they're hookers because from what I've seen, Kirk's chat up lines are awful and I'd like to think that Federation women in the 23rd century are a bit more discerning.
"James T. Kirk was many things, but he was never a boy scout!" - Carol Marcus, STII.True but then (once again) I'd have to remind you that we've been told that 18-22 year old Kirk was a shy bookworm who had a serious relationship with a lab assistant. They didn't HAVE to write him as a womaniser just because he is younger but in doing so they played up to the popular perception that this is what Kirk is like.
True but then (once again) I'd have to remind you that we've been told that 18-22 year old Kirk was a shy bookworm who had a serious relationship with a lab assistant. They didn't HAVE to write him as a womaniser just because he is younger but in doing so they played up to the popular perception that this is what Kirk is like.
Of course we usually only see Kirk on duty and sixties censors would not have been happy with too much sex on screen so it's arguable that Kirk was always in the habit of doing Caitain hookers when on shore leave even in TOS.![]()
There's no indication that the Caitain girls were hookers. Lots of girls like to say they've slept with celebrities (I suppose Kirk being hot is just a bonus.
I wonder what plans Kirk had on Argellus before Jack the Ripper started. The ladies there were known for their free love. I'm just wondering if they were really a fancy form of prostitute or whether they went on dates for free. It wasn't all that clear.
Not that I applaud this behaviour but sailors on leave what can you do.
In a world where money ceases to have any significant meaning,
"James T. Kirk was many things, but he was never a boy scout!" - Carol Marcus, STII.True but then (once again) I'd have to remind you that we've been told that 18-22 year old Kirk was a shy bookworm who had a serious relationship with a lab assistant. They didn't HAVE to write him as a womaniser just because he is younger but in doing so they played up to the popular perception that this is what Kirk is like.
He was called "A stack of books with legs" in WNMHGB (a pilot episode packed with dubious comments), but even there, nothing about being shy.
That was TNG not TOS. TOS still had money and it still had significant meaning, what with things like rich lithium miners, paying credits for tribbles and the federation investing money in the training of its Starfleet officers.In a world where money ceases to have any significant meaning,
Ok, so they were definitely hookers then.
Ok, so they were definitely hookers then.
Or they were simply two girls out looking for a good time? God knows I never ran into that when I was single.![]()
As far as Prime Kirk not being a womanizer, I'm not so sure. We know of the lab tech (who may or may not have been Carol Marcus), there's Ruth, Areel Shaw, Janice Lester, Janet Wallace and a couple I'm sure I'm forgetting before Kirk took command of the Enterprise. So he definitely got around.
I might believe it if the Caitian twins show up in the next movie as Romulan spies, otherwise I'm sticking to my hooker theory.![]()
I think the point is that the popular assumption isn't borne out by much in the way of actual evidence.
I might believe it if the Caitian twins show up in the next movie as Romulan spies, otherwise I'm sticking to my hooker theory.![]()
Of course you are. You stick with any theory that casts the Abramsverse characters in the worst possible light.
I might believe it if the Caitian twins show up in the next movie as Romulan spies, otherwise I'm sticking to my hooker theory.![]()
Of course you are. You stick with any theory that casts the Abramsverse characters in the worst possible light.
Not quite. I prefer theories that cast NuKirk as an individual with serious character flaws rather than a someone to be idolised. His blase attitude during the Kobayashi Maru test being one example (I'd always visualised Kirk changing the upper parameters of the test so it didn't keep upping the ante). He's more interesting to me as a slightly desperate character overcompensating with a front of arrogant confidence. Sex with twins because he'd paid for it makes me like him more than sex with twins because he's so cool twins can't wait to have sex with him.
Of course you are. You stick with any theory that casts the Abramsverse characters in the worst possible light.
Not quite. I prefer theories that cast NuKirk as an individual with serious character flaws rather than a someone to be idolised. His blase attitude during the Kobayashi Maru test being one example (I'd always visualised Kirk changing the upper parameters of the test so it didn't keep upping the ante). He's more interesting to me as a slightly desperate character overcompensating with a front of arrogant confidence. Sex with twins because he'd paid for it makes me like him more than sex with twins because he's so cool twins can't wait to have sex with him.
I don't think there's anyone here who has said he should be idolized. I think Abramverse Kirk is a very flawed character, I also happen to think the Prime Kirk is also a flawed character. That's why I find both versions interesting.
Correction: it was one of a number of options that were not explored in the handful of seconds Kirk had to make a decision on what to do next. If this had been a 3-part TV episode they might have had time to go into a conference room and discuss what to do about it, or if they had known ahead of time it would go down like this they might even have come up with a plan to arrest Nero instead of killing him.This is where it all comes down to opinion. I don't share your opinion that the kill was 'necessary.' It was one of a number of options and the other options were not explored on screen.
They do. It's called the "stun setting" on phasers. That system, of course, has its limits and is difficult to use when your enemy is protected by the armored hull of a starship.I wasn't suggesting that they should knock it up on the fly. I was questioning why they don't have it as standard issue.
Which, of course, always works the way it's supposed to.We have smoke grenades and tear gas now.
Assuming the Enterprise just happens to be carrying five tons of nerve gas for some reason, why would they GAS Nero's crew instead of phasering them to death? Or are you under the impression that "non-lethal" nerve agents are a thing?However, I do take the point that with different biology you might not have the right tool every time and at this period of time, they were not supposed to know anything about Romulan biology. However, once establishing that they are genetically similar to Vulcans using a nerve agent that would take out Vulcans should work.
Because the Federation doesn't go around committing war crimes just for the hell of it?Technology will exist to filter the atmosphere, crew could wear gas masks or suits, but it's curious that it isn't a standard part of a ship's pacification arsenal.
Yeah, just like your cell phone can reach phone numbers on the other side of the planet, so there's no way you would ever be in a situation where you couldn't call 911, especially in a disaster area.Still, look at how many survivors there were at Vulcan and that's after the Enterprise abandoned them in peference to sending a message to the fleet to come to their aid - which is even more curious since STiD establishes that you can talk to crewmen using hand-held communicators on Earth all the way from the edge of Klingon space.
What do you have against Caitian hookers? lolcats need love too!I might believe it if the Caitian twins show up in the next movie as Romulan spies, otherwise I'm sticking to my hooker theory.![]()
Of course you are. You stick with any theory that casts the Abramsverse characters in the worst possible light.
Correction: it was one of a number of options that were not explored in the handful of seconds Kirk had to make a decision on what to do next. If this had been a 3-part TV episode they might have had time to go into a conference room and discuss what to do about it, or if they had known ahead of time it would go down like this they might even have come up with a plan to arrest Nero instead of killing him.This is where it all comes down to opinion. I don't share your opinion that the kill was 'necessary.' It was one of a number of options and the other options were not explored on screen.
But they didn't have that kind of time. Their planning session, if you remember, came down to "How do we stop Nero from destroying Earth?" It goes without saying that when it comes to a final dealing with Nero, they hadn't actually thought that far ahead.
They do. It's called the "stun setting" on phasers. That system, of course, has its limits and is difficult to use when your enemy is protected by the armored hull of a starship.I wasn't suggesting that they should knock it up on the fly. I was questioning why they don't have it as standard issue.
Starfleet's good at improvising when they have some lead time, but they're not omniscient and their technology is not (and should not be treated as) magic.
Which, of course, always works the way it's supposed to.
Assuming the Enterprise just happens to be carrying five tons of nerve gas for some reason, why would they GAS Nero's crew instead of phasering them to death? Or are you under the impression that "non-lethal" nerve agents are a thing?
Because the Federation doesn't go around committing war crimes just for the hell of it?Technology will exist to filter the atmosphere, crew could wear gas masks or suits, but it's curious that it isn't a standard part of a ship's pacification arsenal.
Yeah, just like your cell phone can reach phone numbers on the other side of the planet, so there's no way you would ever be in a situation where you couldn't call 911, especially in a disaster area.Still, look at how many survivors there were at Vulcan and that's after the Enterprise abandoned them in peference to sending a message to the fleet to come to their aid - which is even more curious since STiD establishes that you can talk to crewmen using hand-held communicators on Earth all the way from the edge of Klingon space.
More to the point: Nothing was ever established for the TMP Enterprise transporter capabilities, as we only ever see one transporter room and it's the same one in all three films. As far as we know, the ship only HAS one transporter room. It's equally unclear if the NuEnterprise has more than one transporter, but considering the size of the shuttlebay and the number of craft carried I would be very surprised if it did.
I don't see that the writers would have really had a good moment to slip that kind of discussion into the story; there's no real room for it there without derailing the way the story progresses.1. It is the writers' choice I criticise rather than the characters' choice. The characters didn't need to cycle through all the options, although i wouldn't have minded if they did.
And I would prefer for Starfleet officers to focus on getting their mission accomplished rather than risk their lives AND the mission on a misguided act of compassion. If that makes Kirk a little less the white knight, that's fine with me; rescuing Nero is superogatory.2. Nothing works all the time. Not even, as you say, phasers on stun.
Probably because (mind you, this is a bit of fridge logic) that the putative knock-out gas is, like most sedatives, lethal in high enough doses, and that it is extremely difficult to control the actual dosage in an uncontrolled environment. My suspicion is that the "knock out" gas on the Enterprise, if it even IS that, is distributed by the computer which is careful to regulate the gas density in any given area based on the number of people in the room, the size of the room, its density and ventilation characteristics.3. Wibbly wobbly Trekky wimy nerve agents. I mean knock out gas and I apologise if the term used has a more lethal application on Earth. Using knock out gas is something that has been used on the Enterprise. I suppose I don't see why it isn't beamed over to enemy ships ahead of a boarding party.
You're describing a coordinated and well-practiced neutralization and rescue mission of a type that would make an American SWAT team look like amateurs. I don't know that Starfleet actually specializes in that sort of operation; I don't know that they even should.You don't really need tons of the stuff since you only need to beam it to locations where there are life forms and it should be fairly obvious fairly quickly if it had worked.
The only deck plans we ever saw from TMP were the David Schmidt ones, and those are related to the TMP design only inasmuch as it's probably similar to the Enterprise-A.4. They put a LOT of effort into the TMP Enterprise right down to labelling the buttons on the bridge so I tend to go with the deck plans I've seen
Assuming the TMP Enterprise can even sparate, and also assuming that having a transporter in the engineering section would make you less screwed than easy access to escape pods and/or shuttlecraft.if you only have a transporter in the Saucer section you're screwed following separation.
I think we're missing something, though: the dialogue explicitly states the Narada was doomed. Why are we being told we are essentially stupid for then wanting someone to explicitly voice the idea that Kirk opened up on her in order to guard against a possibilty the script had explicitly dismissed? Really, I think Pauln6 and I and others would have preferred that--and a degree of solemnity at the ensuing arguably justified execution--to the glibness we got.
No long conference scenes. Hell, not even the antithesis of that: my suggestion that Nero make one last attempt at destroying he Enterprise. No. Just. One. Line. Of. Dialogue.
And I would prefer for Starfleet officers to focus on getting their mission accomplished rather than risk their lives AND the mission on a misguided act of compassion. If that makes Kirk a little less the white knight, that's fine with me; rescuing Nero is superogatory.
You're describing a coordinated and well-practiced neutralization and rescue mission of a type that would make an American SWAT team look like amateurs. I don't know that Starfleet actually specializes in that sort of operation; I don't know that they even should.
The only deck plans we ever saw from TMP were the David Schmidt ones, and those are related to the TMP design only inasmuch as it's probably similar to the Enterprise-A.4. They put a LOT of effort into the TMP Enterprise right down to labelling the buttons on the bridge so I tend to go with the deck plans I've seen
Assuming the TMP Enterprise can even sparate, and also assuming that having a transporter in the engineering section would make you less screwed than easy access to escape pods and/or shuttlecraft.if you only have a transporter in the Saucer section you're screwed following separation.
The one thing that kind of bothers me about transporters is that they're sort of depicted as being a big fancy room with the transporter pad and you can just magically deposit someone anywhere you want them to. The thing is, the transporters have their own sensors and beam emitters just like the phaser banks and, strictly speaking, should require even more care and precision than a starship weapon. It makes sense in the 24th century that a ship might have six or seven transporter rooms all operating in parallel, but the 23rd century vessels might be lucky to have more than one.
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