TOS Caption Contest #281: Who Captions for Adonais?

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "That's a big Twinkie!"

McCoy: "He's drunk, Jim"

Spock: "'G'Day' is not an accepted form of address for a superior officer, Mr Kyle."
Kyle: "Freedom of religious expression, Mr Spock. And yes, 'Aussie' is a religion, cobber!"

Scott: "Well I never! She makes all flirty eyes with me, but as soon as we beam down, she's all over Adonis over there."
Chekov: "You mean, Apollo."
Kirk: "Starbuck, Apollo, who cares. He's overwhelmed even my awesomeness."
McCoy: "I still reckon we all should wear togas."

Spock: "Junction B to adjunct A... Make sure the transtator is seated correctly in the housing... the subspace micro-coil should be grounded before removing..."
Uhura: "Stupid back seat solderer!"

 

[Armored Saint]

Scott: "Well I never! She makes all flirty eyes with me, but as soon as we beam down, she's all over Adonis over there."
Chekov: "You mean, Apollo."
Kirk: "Starbuck, Apollo, who cares. He's overwhelmed even my awesomeness."
McCoy: "I still reckon we all should wear togas."

SCOTT: Good idea, but should we also wear sandals or keep our old high heel boots? As an engineer, it wouldn't be safe for my toes.

 

[Armored Saint]

SPOCK: My mind meld with the transporter's motherboard was successful, Kyle! Thanks to our new friend, no one will be ever able to replace us on this ship.

 

[Armored Saint]

BONES: Jim, McGivers with Khan, Palamas with Apollo, I begin to doubt it's a good idea to recruit humanities graduates.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "There's no shame in losing a woman to a god, Scotty."
Scotty: "Ah don' give a flip about shame, Captain! Ah'm pissed off about lost opportunity!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

McCoy: "He's drunk, Jim"

Kirk: "I didn't need eight years of school to come to that diagnosis."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Just between us, gentlemen, that's the sexiest bare shoulder I've ever seen!"
McCoy, Scotty and Chekov (thinking simultaneously): "I'm not gonna be the one who asks him which one he means!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

APOLLO: So, that's a no on the laurel leaves?

 

[Nerys Myk]

APOLLO: So, that's a no on the laurel leaves?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Uhura: "There's tribble droppings in here!"

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Uhura: Mister Spock, I haven't done anything like this in years.

Spock: I haven't either. It's been 7.1 years, to be precise.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Uhura: "You are aware that everyone on the bridge can see you've got your hand on my bum, right?"
Spock: "Meh. My image on this ship could use a little jazzing up."

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Spock: Lieutenant, please hurry with the repairs. I must contact my alternative universe self so that I can learn how to bed you.

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[Smellincoffee]

Spock: Would this be an ideal time to discuss 'my feelings' about us?

Kirk, sotto: Remember, if he starts asking for everybody who believes in him to clap their hands, don't clap.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Spock: Remember, if you touch the sides, the ship explodes.

 

[johcomp]

Kirk: Look! An Amazon Drone! Phasers on heavy stun, fire at will.

Bones: Jim, next time you shoot down an Amazon Drone, please make sure it's not carrying a Kindle Fire!
Kirk: Let's hope it still works, or you'll be performing a chili enema on this lump of haggis!

Spock: Mr Kyle, the Captain has requested you upload your entire collection of Fifty Shades onto this Kindle device.
Kyle: But Mr Spock I ca...
Spock: All 3 episodes, Mr Kyle
Kyle: But I don't know how to d....
Spock: Your agonizer, please!

Spock: <Sniffs Deeply> Faaaaaaaascinating !

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: What are your thoughts on the repairs, Lieutenant?

UHURA: I'm thinking wearing this big of wig was a bad idea. No way I'm I getting it and my head out of here.

 

[T'Girl]

Kirk: "Unbelievable."
Chekov: "It's huge."
McCoy: "Meh, mine's bigger."

(Go Seahawks)

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ I didn't know McCoy was a Seahawks fan.