ENT Caption Competition #91: All Kinds of Action

[Bry_Sinclair]

Well that is my first Caption Competition finished and people did enter it, so greatest fear alleviated. Can I say a big thanks to everyone who entered, I've been getting more than a few chuckles out of the entries, even as I re-read them to pick the winners.

So here they are:

Dammit, the minute I mention gazelles, that shuttle turns into a clown car. The entire crew must be in there by now.

TRIP: Y'all are touch telepaths right? If not, I got the feeling there a big telepathic fight going on right now.

I asked for Mister Spock sheets, what's this crap?

Travis: "Gimme all your lunch money, nerd!"

Nerd: "In my time, we've evolved beyond the need for m-"

[PUNCH]

Nerd: "Ok, ok! Take my wallet!"

And then there are some that I thought deserved their own special awards:

The Sci-Fi Crossover Award

Oh boy....

The Awkward Family Moment Award

Trip: Well, that's certainly the quickest a mother has disapproved of me.

The Photomanipulation Award

TRIP: I've no idea what it was we drank or did last night, but it was some crazy stuff, T'Pol.

T'LES: Guess again, Earthboy.

And the Breaking The Fourth Wall Award

ARCHER (OS): Travis, let the writer go!
MAYWEATHER: Not until he gives me more lines!

Congratulations to all the winners.

And now on to this weeks selection:

 

[jespah]

Hey, thanks for the win!

And now on to this weeks selection:

Reed: I'm sorry Captain, but the tribe has spoken. We've voted you off the Enterprise.

Trip: One, two ... three?

Hayes: I've always hated that floor!
Reed: Pity about the carpets, though.

Archer: Travis! Travis! Speak to me!
Phlox: That's the most attention anyone's ever paid to him!
Hamboyan: I want that job.

 

[jazzstick]

Thanks for the win!

It was a bizarre and awkward moment when the crew found out that the intruder alert was in fact Dr. Flox nude and sleep walking in the cargo bay!

Ummm....yours is bigger than mine!

This is what happenes when Security tries to use the stove!

Archer: The table doctor, it's speaking to me, a mind is reaching out...to..make contact!

Flox: Captain, I told you, the old "This chair is controlled by aliens" trick won't get you out of your annual colonoscopy this time! Now take your pants off and lay down before I'm forced to make the Corpral here do it for you!

 

[Triskelion]

TFTW & the contests Bry_Sinclair!

Art teacher: Who here is not bothered by emotional reactions?
T'Pol: Obviously that would be me.
Art teacher: Good for you. Now get naked so we can commence to sketching.

Trip: The Road Runner ? Where's Wile E. Coyote?
T'Pol: Let's just say about to plummet into the crevasse.

Hayes: Is that a Japanese love pillow under your bed?
Reed: Yes. Apparently there weren't enough people in Asia for me to get laid.

Archer: Clear! Zap! Clear! Zap!
Maco: Medicating people without their consent?
Phlox: Gotta pass the time between breast exams somehow.

 

[Nerys Myk]

TRIP: The Cap'n sure can take a punch.

T'POL: Technically that was several punches

 

[Nerys Myk]

REED: Next time, one of us should probably be the "good cop".

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Trip: "I'm done..."
T'Pol: "Again Trip.. go see the Dr."

 

[Nerys Myk]

TRIP: I had no idea piercing was popular on Vulcan.

 

[Triskelion]

Hayes: Have we shunned the fire enough to make it go out yet?
Reed: Where did you say you were from again?

Archer: I'm sorry, T'Pol. You have terminal nymphomania. And there's only one cure.
Phlox: Been there.

Trip: I thought the Badlands were on DS9.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PHLOX: I take it a Corinthian is good for making leather?

 

[JirinPanthosa]

Off screen, Archer entertains the crew with his tap routine.

TRIP: T'Pol, be honest. Is there any such thing as Vulcan neuropressure?
T'POL: You got me. I paid off Phlox.
TRIP: I knew it. What real Vulcan technique would be so blatantly erotic?
T'POL: Now want to or not?

HAYES: This is sure to get me cast in the new Die Hard reboot!
REED: No, you have to do it like this.

Archer: This looks obscenely uncomfortable. It's perfect!

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER (singing): Oh, Chairy, our love Holds on, holds on Oh, Chairy, our love Holds on, holds on

PHLOX: That's disturbing.

MACO: That he's singing to a chair?

PHLOX: No, that he's singing a Steve Perry song.

 

[Triskelion]

Phlox: First time meeting a Chaiselonguean, Captain?
Archer: What makes you say that?
Phlox: Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place.

 

[Finn]

Trip: Your ears sure aren't the only pair of pointy things you have..

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Why are none of the photos showing up?

 

[T'Girl]

I can't see them either

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Having issues with my photobucket account right now, which is why the new contest isn't up yet. Looking at alternative and hopefully will get something sorted in the next day or two.

 

[jazzstick]

This makes me so sad.

 

[jazzstick]

Bry!

Hook me up, I need my Trek Captions! I'm having withdrawls!!!

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Since things seem to be back to normal, new competition will begin on Saturday.

Sorry about the technical problems folks.