Would you rather?

[Rush Limborg]

Tuvok. The pinch is harmless unconsciousness, as opposed to whatever Word would do. And perhaps I could reason with Tuvok, to negotiate a conditional surrender.

Would you rather face Tuvok or T'Pol in a battle of wits/logic?

 

[auntiehill]

T'Pol. She seems more likely to just turn and walk away from you if she felt the argument was going nowhere. Plus, I think she'd be easier to rattle than Tuvok. He was much more centered and much harder to mess with.

Would you rather be sentenced to living out 5 years in a holodeck version of TOS, TNG or DS9? (with the safeties off, of course)

 

[Nine of Four]

DS9.

Just for the Dominion War.

Would you rather be an chief engineer, chief medical officer, chief science officer, or captain.......????

 

[bbjeg]

Chief engineer, I like technology.

Same theme;
Would you rather be chief conn officer, chief moral officer, or ships cook/bar keeper?

​

 

[Nine of Four]

Cook/bar keeper.

They always are friends with everyone.....

Would you rather be transported deep into the Delta Quadrant with Voyager, Enterprise NX-01, Enterprise 1701, Enterprise 1701-D, or the Defiant???

 

[bbjeg]

The Enterprise D would have gotten home on the first episode.

Would you rather accept Q's gift of an eternity as a Q, or remain human?

​

 

[Captain Kathryn]

The Enterprise D would have gotten home on the first episode.

Would you rather accept Q's gift of an etermity as a Q, or remain human?

​

I would rather become a Q.

Would you rather be forced to listen to Data tell bad jokes for 6 hours or listen to the EMH sing for 6 hours?

 

[Bad Thoughts]

I would rather become a Q.

Would you rather be forced to listen to Data tell bad jokes for 6 hours or listen to the EMH sing for 6 hours?

Give me the EMH: he has more taste, even if he is an artificial lifeform.

Would you rather be the bartender in Spectre of the Gun or the bandito in Fistful of Datas?

 

[bbjeg]

A bandito, if I survive at least I get to be on the Enterprise D.

Would you rather learn the birds and bees from Picard or Janeway?

​

 

[Captain Kathryn]

A bandito, if I survive at least I get to be on the Enterprise D.

Would you rather learn the birds and bees from Picard or Janeway?

​

Janeway. One, because I'm a woman. Two, because it would embarrass Picard to no end and I'm not sure he would actually be able to get it out in complete sentences.

Would you rather be temporarily mentally "connected" to Kira while she's in super-angry-mode or B'Elanna while she's PISSED?

 

[R. Star]

Kira. How ever angry she gets at least she usually doesn't resort to violence. Plus I'd just love to see what goes on in Kira's head.

Would you rather be chained to Worf or Quark for one week?

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Kira. How ever angry she gets at least she usually doesn't resort to violence. Plus I'd just love to see what goes on in Kira's head.

Would you rather be chained to Worf or Quark for one week?

I would much rather listen to Quark and be amused by it rather than listen to Worf drabble on about his honor. Although Worf MIGHT be able to bust us out of those chains.

Would you rather have your clothes tailored by Garak or your drink made by Rom?

 

[bbjeg]

Garak. A new suit would last longer than a drink.

Would you rather serve on a deep space ship, or deep space station?

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Garak. A new suit would last longer than a drink.

Would you rather serve on a deep space ship, or deep space station?

Station might seem safer, but a ship would be way more exciting.

Would you rather have to take care of Alexander for a week or take care of a young Nog for week?

 

[bbjeg]

Alexander. At least he wont steal too much.

Would you rather be scolded by Rom or Neelix?

​

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Alexander. At least he wont steal too much.

Would you rather be scolded by Rom or Neelix?

​

Oh my...either one would be SO EASY pull one over on and get out of it. I guess...Neelix? I don't think he's capable of being too angry and would probably give me ice cream after. Then again, same with Rom except he'd probably just mumble something and wander off. Either way, you aren't going to be in TOO much trouble regardless.

Would you rather serve Starfleet as an officer in the TV universe of Voyager or its novel universe?

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Alexander. At least he wont steal too much.

Would you rather be scolded by Rom or Neelix?

​

Neelix: both are gentle, but Neelix speaks more quickly, so the scolding would be over sooner.

Would you rather serve Starfleet as an officer in the TV universe of Voyager or its novel universe?

I have to go with the TV universe: fewer complications, more likely that I won't be written off next week.

Would you rather have the voice of Spock inhabit your Star Trek memorabilia (Big Bang Theory) or get advice from Kirk, via subspace video, on how not to be a schmuck (Oscars)?

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Alexander. At least he wont steal too much.

Would you rather be scolded by Rom or Neelix?

​

Neelix: both are gentle, but Neelix speaks more quickly, so the scolding would be over sooner.

Would you rather serve Starfleet as an officer in the TV universe of Voyager or its novel universe?

I have to go with the TV universe: fewer complications, more likely that I won't be written off next week.

Would you rather have the voice of Spock inhabit your Star Trek memorabilia (Big Bang Theory) or get advice from Kirk, via subspace video, on how not to be a schmuck (Oscars)?

The voice of Spock inhabiting my memorabilia sounds amazing.

Would you rather take over (embody) the body of Deanna Troi or Lwaxana Troi for the day?

 

[Melakon]

Deanna Troi. Like Steve Martin said in L.A. Story, I'd stay home and play with my breasts all day.

The Talosians offer you a fantasy lifetime with only one (1) other person from a choice of three, though the Talosians control everything. To make this a fair male/female question, would you rather select Vina, Number One, Yeoman Colt, Captain Pike, Lieutenant Spock, or Jose Tyler?

 

[auntiehill]

Captain Pike is easy on the eyes but he'd find a way to escape and get the hell away from me. I'd go with Jose Tyler. He was pretty cute and more likely to settle. TOS Spock would not make much of a romantic partner.

If you were to permanently switch bodies with a Trek character, would you rather it be:
males: TOS Kirk, DS9 Sisko, or ENT Trip
females: TOS Uhura, DS9 Ezri or ENT Hoshi