Movie Caption Contest: The Generation Game

[The Green Monster]

Chekov: I'm sure you all read about me in grade school?

Reporter: Mr. Kyle?

Chekov: No

Reporter:Pike?

Chekov: No

Reporter: then who the hell are you?

 

[T'Girl]

Chekov: I'm sure you all read about me in grade school?

Reporter: "Yes we all heard about the restraining order, what DID you do to those children?"

Chekov: "Moving on ... "

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Chekov: "'Ah know this ship like the back of my hand.' - and then he hit his head on ze pipe!"

The Enterprise hurtles towards Veridian III.

Data: "Fuckadoodle doo."

Kirk: "This is exciting, isn't it?!"

Picard: "Sure, let's use that word."