All Trek Caption Contest 5: Especially The Lies

[IzzyAtWarp9]

It seems this contest may slowly be dying out (wow it lasted so long as well) but ho-hum I will carry on regardless!!




The 'Ahoy there!' (oh my god I have no imagination) award goes to:

Sulu: "Nice pose."
Kirk: "Yes. The stalwart captain standing heroically on the bridge of his ship!"
Sulu: "Very impressive. I wonder how many viewers are looking at Lieutenant Uhura's legs instead."
Kirk: "Quite a few, I would imagine."

The 'exactly what I was thinking' award goes to (again):

Troi: "I don't know... They look smaller in the uniform than they did in the catsuit."
Worf: "Well, I wasn't going to say anything, but..."

The 'wonderful world of Data' award is being given tooooooo:

DATA: Second officer's personal log. After days of observation, I have come to the conclusion that my tea kettle is alive. I must be willing to put my career on the line now because if I do not defend its rights, nobody else will.

The 'Great predictions' award going to:

KHAN: Tell me. In the 23rd century, are all women willing to betray everything they believe in for a charismatic man they just met?
MARLA: Yep. Feminism died out after the 22nd century. Though it will probably make a comeback before the 24th.

The 'My series is better than yours' award goes to:

SPINER: Okay, I give! I'll help you promote DS9!

Data (thinking): "Teapot? Lighting fixture? Sargon? What the hell is this thing?"

Well done Jona Grumby and JirinPanthosa, your entries were just hilarious!! (Sorry other entries - I literally go by funniness - all the entries were great and thanks soooo much for posting!!)

New pics soooon

 

[IzzyAtWarp9]

Enjoy captioning, hope this keeps going :/
WARP AWAAAAAY!!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

It seems this contest may slowly be dying out (wow it lasted so long as well) but ho-hum I will carry on regardless!!

Unsolicited advice: I think you would probably get more posters if you announced the new contest at the end of the old one, the way LeadHead does.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Bashir: "Word to the wise, Miles. Never ever assume this position on Risa!"

Kirk: "I'm gonna have to call you back. My friend can't make up his mind about the anchovies."

 

[JarodRussell]

Gosh, how I hate it when Miles inverts the polarity of the gravity generators.

 

[IzzyAtWarp9]

It seems this contest may slowly be dying out (wow it lasted so long as well) but ho-hum I will carry on regardless!!

Unsolicited advice: I think you would probably get more posters if you announced the new contest at the end of the old one, the way LeadHead does.

I thank y'all for the advice, I will do this thusly y'hear?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Burning Man" just isn't what it used to be.

Picard: Numbah One, remind me never to let you cook for the Starfleet jamboree ever again.

 

[jazzstick]

Data lit one of his farts again!




Picard: Number one I told you sticking those muffins in the warpcore wasn't going to make them cook faster! Geordi is going to be pissed when he sees the mess!

Riker: Eh, we'll tell him Barclay did it!

 

[bbjeg]

Picard: What do you mean 'I was pronounced dead at Wolf 359 and technically you were never demoted'?
Beverly: We just like having you around.
Riker: I'll let you keep acting as captain though.

Geordi: Barclay, I was kidding about the Ferengi in the gorilla suit.
Barclay: Just leave me alone!
Riker: Come on, it'll be ok, come out from there.

Spock: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Kirk: Bones, I think Spock is stuck in an infinite logic loop.
Spock: ...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

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[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "Well, I'll be damned! I guess the power packs for tricorders and phasers aren't interchangeable after all!"

 

[Honorable Ensign]

Picard: It's the dreaded Lens Flare! Quickly, trap it again before it escapes and destroys us all!


Riker: There's the person making silly captions about us!
LaForge: Stop that! We have feelings, you know!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Picard: "Ok, this is why specifically, you're not supposed to wear polyester when you use the transporter!"



Crusher: "The transplant was a success. You have each other's faces."

Riker: "Superlative, let us never speak of this again. Doctor, Numbah One."



LaForge: "Something's up with the cavitating plasma regulator coupling."

Riker: "Well there's your problem. It says 'Made In The USA'."



Kirk: "Yes, hello my good fellow. My name is-"

Spock: "I.C. Weiner, Captain."

Kirk: "Thank you Spock. My name is I.C. Weiner, and I would like to order 12 pizzas with everything. If you could deliver them to the residence of Captain Styles..."



Bashir: "I can't believe the Cardassians have never heard of air conditioning."

 

[JirinPanthosa]

TASHA: I found him! It's the set designer!
DATA: This is the man who keeps putting us in generic jungle-looking sets where the ground is completely flat with too much dry ice.
PICARD: Mr Data, fire.



BEVERLY: It's finished, I've put the finishing touches on our new meth superlab.
PICARD: Remember, this is going to be a no rough stuff type deal.



RIKER: Geordi, what do you get when you have a ship full of families including teenagers and massive square footage of crawl space?
GEORDI: A lot of Jeffries Tube sex, apparently. Should we be stopping this?
RIKER: We tried, at first. Now we don't bother. Carry on, Wes.



EVIL KIRK: I'm glad to see you shaved your beard. It made you look sinister.
EVIL SPOCK: Yes, it did. But I kind of miss it. I used to be able to stroke it, like this, as if I was in deep contemplation.
EVIL KIRK: Anyway, I want to run something by you. These people from the other universe have got me thinking. We should lay down our arms immediately and make peace with the Klingons and Cardassians.
EVIL SPOCK: Good idea!



SIDDIG: Genetically engineered? Why, writers, why?!

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: That was the wrong EPS conduit. You just combined the transporter and the phasers.

GEORDI: Why would someone plant a camera in Troi's quarters?

Riker shakes his head in disbelief.

BASHIR: God, this place is so boring. Maybe I'll tell the Dominion that the Alpha Quadrant powers want to conquer and kill them all. That ought to liven things up.

 

[IzzyAtWarp9]

New contest being posted later today peeps!