Oh boy, not even close.Of all the gazillions of superheroes out there, the Fantastic Four are definitely the silliest ones.

Oh boy, not even close.Of all the gazillions of superheroes out there, the Fantastic Four are definitely the silliest ones.
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Wouldn't it be nice if that means the movie will focus more on the FF as celebrity explorers/adventurers? That would be a nice variation on the superhero-movie formula.Fox creative consultant Mark Millar says the film will contain "stuff you haven't seen in a superhero movie before."
It's facepalmin' time.Wolverine vs. The Thing. You know you want to see it happen.![]()
Hopefully the Thing will be done with mocap and CGI this time.
And hopefully the writing will actually be better, of course.![]()
I wish they'd cast age appropriate actors. Wasn't Johnny Storm, like 16 or something when became the Torch? I know they often play younger but it's rarely believable. A 28 year old high school attending Spider-Man is the worst example of this.
I am entirely serious. And I agree that it was a piece of crap. But more important that what it did wrong, is what it did right. The character dynamics and interactions between Reed and Sue and Reed and Doom, for one. The Doom in Corman's movie is insanely, gloriously over the top, as Doom should be. Story's Doom was just another corrupt businessman. Corman's FF felt more like a family story than, er, Story's. Story got most of that important stuff wrong.
Yup. Essentially the same age as Peter Parker.Johnny Storm was 16 when he became the Torch.
Oh, I agree that the relationship between Johnny and Ben was spot-on. In fact, IMHO, Johnny and Ben were the only things done right in those movies. And I took no real issue with Sue's new career. Nor did I take issue with Dr. Jean Grey in the X-Movies, or astro-physicist Jane Foster in Thor. In fact, I liked that these female characters were being presented as more than they were in the source material (Stan Lee never was good at writing women.)I am entirely serious. And I agree that it was a piece of crap. But more important that what it did wrong, is what it did right. The character dynamics and interactions between Reed and Sue and Reed and Doom, for one. The Doom in Corman's movie is insanely, gloriously over the top, as Doom should be. Story's Doom was just another corrupt businessman. Corman's FF felt more like a family story than, er, Story's. Story got most of that important stuff wrong.
Story and the scrpitwriters didn't get anything wrong other than people didn't like it for some reason (Johnny and Ben still bicker, Ben's a hotheaded angry guy, Johnny's a show-off-all just like in the original comics. And having Doom be a businessman like Lex Luthor was a great touch-there's only so much one can get out of the 'evil scientist who wants to take over the world' trope.
I didn't need to have Doom spell out his plans to know that once he defeated the FF, he would be free to do whatever else he wanted. That is what I thought was motivating the FF (in addition to their own survival). If they didn't stop him -- who would?The first Tim Story movie got a lot wrong. Mainly, the FF weren't heroes in that movie. They weren't protecting anyone but themselves. In their first big action scene on the bridge, sure, they saved people, but only from problems they triggered themselves. And once Victor became superpowered, sure, he killed that one guy, but he never spelled out any plans to conquer the world or destroy people en masse -- he just went after the FF themselves. And the FF were willing to endanger the entire planet with Johnny's nova blast in order to save their own lives -- which is the diametric opposite of what heroes do. Essentially the FF were the villains of that movie, because callously endangering others in the name of your own self-interest is what villains do.
The second movie was better, since the FF actually were trying to protect the world instead of just themselves. But the execution was on a par with the superhero movies from a decade earlier. Their version of Doom just didn't work, and Jessica Alba was woefully miscast as Sue. Basically the only skill she displayed in these movies was the ability to look great in her underwear. That wasn't too much of a problem in the first movie, since it didn't call on her to do much more than that (although that's a more fundamental problem in itself), but the second movie required more from her and she didn't deliver.
I didn't need to have Doom spell out his plans to know that once he defeated the FF, he would be free to do whatever else he wanted. That is what I thought was motivating the FF (in addition to their own survival). If they didn't stop him -- who would?
Also, I took the use of Johnny's super nova as an indication of the level of danger to all presented by Doom rather than as an indication of the FF's desire to survive regardless of the danger to others.
BTW, I think a good portion of the X-Men's motivation in the the first (and second) movie was to save themselves, wasn't it?
Galactus had to be the biggest disappointment ever. He really dropped the ball with that one.
I don't think anyone seeing that movie, whether they were familiar with the comics or not, had any trouble determining who the "threat" to the world was. The movie may not have allowed Doom to monologue the details of his nefarious scheme for world domination, but I'de be willing to bet that the audience didn't need it.Sure, you can assume that if you know the character from the comics, but movies are made for people who aren't familiar with the characters. Every story needs to be complete in itself. If you want the audience to see the villain as a threat to someone other than just the heroes, you have to convey that within the film itself, not just expect your audience to assume it.
The film just didn't establish its version of Doom as a major threat, as a conqueror or aspiring dictator or mass murderer. He was just some rich jerk who had it in for Reed Richards. The stakes were too low.
Nowadays, the Marvel Studios films have done such a good job acclimating people to how superhero films work that you could totally do Galactus right, But back then it just wouldn't fly.
I don't think anyone seeing that movie, whether they were familiar with the comics or not, had any trouble determining who the "threat" to the world was. The movie may not have allowed Doom to monologue the details of his nefarious scheme for world domination, but I'de be willing to bet that the audience didn't need it.
Your complaint, it seems to me, is a nitpick -- a minor detail (in this particular film) that did not require further explanation or clarification.
But it is not the kind of issue audiences of the first FF movie had a problem with.
Galactus had to be the biggest disappointment ever. He really dropped the ball with that one.
Standard sci-fi/fantasy storytelling rules are that in a given story you are given one "give" that the audience will simply accept. In the first movie it was that people got super-powers from space-light. In the second it was that there's this silver dude on a surfboard. Asking them then to accept that there's this big purple space-giant wearing a building-hat on his head who eats planets was all a bit much at the time.
Nowadays, the Marvel Studios films have done such a good job acclimating people to how superhero films work that you could totally do Galactus right, But back then it just wouldn't fly.
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