VOY Caption Contest 111; under pressure...

[Ln X]

And now another caption contest where jokes about coffee, every-one-hates Kim, statuesque Chakotay and Neelix's cooking proliferate!

It was the first time she had ever been complemented on her beautiful orange melons and realized he actually meant the fruit.

TUVOK: Why is Gimli here?

Robbie: You are gonna be the redshirt of the episode..

Nobody: But you both are wearing red too

Beltran: Cute, isn't he. I love those guest actors, Robbie

Seven: "My implants have started to resonate and pulse, whenever the ship exceeds warp 9."
EMH: "Let me take a quick look at your cranial port."
Seven: "Um... not my Borg implants."

Janeway: I just can't understand how someone of your era can come up with the things you do.
DaVinci: I don't expect you to, you're a woman.

DaVinci: Yes yes, flying machine, blah blah blah. Come take a look at my next marvel of the modern age: the hydrostatic tight turning yard tractor with 46 inch cutting deck and optional mulcher.

Congratulations to the winners! May you make the most of your five fleeting seconds of glory!

And now five more pictures to fuel your captioning needs!

 

[Ln X]

B'Elanna: Apologise or your ding-dong gets the chop!

Voyager's reputation as an accommodating ship was very much a false one...

Tom: Glad I'm not that guy!

Janeway: I respect every crewmember's opinion... Just not yours Hogan.

What Janeway did not say was that Neelix prepared this food...

 

[Tosk]

Hey cool, I got five seconds! Thanks.

Tom suddenly realized that agreeing to take part in
a traditional Klingon bris was a bad idea...

 

[bbjeg]

B'Elanna: Come on, it'll be fun. First, you strip...

Tom: WHY DID THEY DESIGN IT LIKE THAT!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

TORRES: And if I catch you even glance at another woman!!

JANEWAY: Look, I don't know any "Snow White" and I'm not the "Evil Queen"!

PARIS (under his breath): Matter of opinion.

PARIS: No smoking on the Bridge, buddy.

 

[Captain Kathryn]

One of the images isn't showing for me? Weird.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

TOM: Okay, okay. I didn't mean it, I'm sure you won't gain weight when you're pregnant.

JANEWAY: I think we have the winner of our costume contest. Jake Sisko for his Link costume!

TOM: It still baffles me that starship console designers have never thought of using circuit breakers.

HOGAN: Why won't you let me keep a snake as a pet? It's not against ship regulations.
JANEWAY: Do you have any idea how much time traveling I've done? Let's just say it creeps me out and leave it at that.

JANEWAY: You see Neelix? There is Delta Quadrant food that isn't made from disgusting bitter ground roots.

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Mulgrew: Robert Blackman's phoning it in, isn't he?
Beltran: Does anyone see the PADD with my lines on it?

 

[Ln X]

One of the images isn't showing for me? Weird.

Which of the four images can you see?

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Torres: How is it I go from hating all things Klingon to having one of these pointless swords hanging in my quarters?
Paris: But its got four points.
Torres: You are aware I'm still holding it, aren't you?

Paris: [thinking] We really should get that faulty wiring looked at.

Hogan: How is it we're both fated to die, when she is the in the redshirt?

 

[Timewalker]

Tom: B'Elanna, you're exaggerating!
B'Elanna: No, I'm not - Neelix's cooking really IS that bad!

 

[Nerys Myk]

PARIS: You used your replicator rations on that? You could have replicated a new blouse.

TORRES: You don't like my blouse?!

PARIS (thinking): Red Alert.

 

[Captain Kathryn]

One of the images isn't showing for me? Weird.

Which of the four images can you see?

I see them all now! Sorry about that.

 

[Captain Kathryn]

B'Elanna: I'm going to use this bat'leth to slice off your--
Tom: Alright...exiting slowly...leaving you to your PMS...
B'Elanna: That means "I love you" in half-Klingon, you FOOL!

Tom: YER A WIZARD, HARRY!
Chakotay: Acoochimoya...we are far away from the...
Janeway: This isn't Harry Potter! AND FOR THE LAST TIME, NOT EVERYTHING REQUIRES A GODDAMN VISION QUEST, CHAKOTAY!

Tom: Neelix?

Hogan: It's not my fault you trigger red alert every time I pass gas! It's Neelix's cooking!
Janeway: My farts never smell that bad and I eat the same food. Dismissed!
Hogan: I'm going to die anyway, AT LEAST LET ME FART AS I PLEASE!
Yellow Shirt #2: Dude...your farts do smell pretty rank.

Janeway: My body for his vegetables...I like it.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Thanks for the win!

Paris: "Let me guess, I'm not going bowling with the guys tonight?"
Torres: "Give the guy a medal!

Alien: "There I was, smurfing my own smurf, and I see this smurf on the smurf. I smurfed into it, and then Smurf! Everything smurfs and I smurf up here."
Chakotay: "I think there's something wrong with the universal translator."
Janeway: "No smurf, Sherlock!"

Paris: "Hey Doc, I think your new camera overdoes it with the flash."
EMH: "Too much?"
Paris: Let's just say that I'm going to need you to clone me some new retinas."

Hogan: "The crew have some grievances, and they've elected me to be their representative. You see we've unionised, and we have some demands."
Janeway: "Airlock."
Hogan: "I mean requests.... um, suggestions? Hints? Little ideas you might want to mull over. If you have the time..."
Janeway: ...
Hogan: "How about we forget this whole thing, and I get back to work?"
Janeway: "First smart thing you said all day, mister!"

Janeway: "Ribbed, for my pleasure. If you get what I mean."

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Janeway: "Ribbed, for my pleasure. If you get what I mean."

Nice.

 

[Mistral]

Torres: "As I was saying, I believe tonight is YOUR turn to do the dishes."

 

[Triskelion]

Thanks for the win Ln X!

B'Ells: Sonic toilet's backed up.
Tom: You can't fix a toilet with that.
B'Ells: It's for your colon.

Alien: No hats? Where do you keep your Pepsi?
Chak: No Pepsi, Coke.
Tom: 24th century, we still can't have Coke and Pepsi in the same place.

Paris: !@#$% nuclear computers. I was better off doing card tricks for drinks.

Hogan: In the Maquis, we would not have taken on a new crew. We would have spaced them to the man.

Jonas: Uh, that one is ok, Hogan.

Janes: Put your biscuits in my basket.
Alien: They are in. They just can't touch the brim.

 

[Lipton]

Tom: Uh, please be careful with that.
B'Elanna: Careful with what?

Alien: I have a feeling that I'm not on Kan-Sas anymore.
Janeway: I don't know why, but I have the feeling that you're supposed to have a dog.
Chakotay: Perhaps our newcomer has a dog as an animal guide.
Tom: Seriously?

Tom: Happy thoughts. Happy thoughts.

Hogan: Captain, sometimes you make me sick. Jonas, help me out here.
Jonas: I think we've found our traitor, Captain. Oh wait --- was there a traitor? No, nevermind, you didn't hear that.
Janeway: Give me coffee and we'll call it good.

Janeway (aside): Don't tell anyone these are laced with narcotics.
Alien: Your secret is safe with me, Captain.

 

[Finn]

Thanks for the win!

Hogan: We need to transfer out of Engineering

Janeway: Commander Chakotay deals with assignments. You would have to talk with him

Jonas: We did! He laughed and wanted to hang down there.

Janeway: Why?

Hogan: B'Elanna keeps mistaking us for Carey.