TOS Caption Contest #272: The Caption of Gothos

[JirinPanthosa]

Spock tried to woo Ohura with his expert knowledge of late 20th century rap. But Ohura has never heard of Naughty By Nature.

SULU: A toast. To forbidden love.
KIRK: *AHEM* SHH!

Grettings, Ms Ohura. I am here from an alternate timeline in which you are much hotter. But you'll do.

KIRK: Yes, I stuffed the Gorn's head and put it on my mantle. What of it?

I find you guilty of being a dangerously savage child race. Oh wait, is your name Jean-Luc? Sorry, wrong century.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Trelane: "Ah, dear ladies, your expressions may say 'no,' but your eyes...well, your eyes say 'no,' too..."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Trelane: "This is a script from the third season, you really should quit now."

 

[Lance]

Uhura's invitation to "Pull My Finger!" was enthusiastically accepted by Trelane.

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest tomorrow!

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest is up!