Reports of explosions at 2013 Boston Marathon

[Finn]

Yeah, thankfully. I'm at the airport...

 

[Gov Kodos]

Yeah, thankfully. I'm at the airport...

Oh sure, a few bombs, a carjacking, some grenade ping pong, and a shootout and you run to the airport.

 

[Finn]

To Texas

 

[Gov Kodos]

I blame you for all this.

 

[bigdaddy]

I blame Texas.

And crazy asshole terrorists from another country.

 

[Gov Kodos]

Texas does have some crazy assholes.

 

[Finn]

And Mississippi

 

[Gov Kodos]

Up till this year, I'd have said anywhere west of the Berkshires or south of Martha's Vinyard.

 

[bigdaddy]

They are Russians! And rumored to be military trained.

*Starts building bomb shelter*

 

[JRS]

They are Russians! And rumored to be military trained.
*Starts building bomb shelter*

From near Chechnya apparently or that is what they are saying.
Sad to hear that they managed to kill someone again, the police officer

 

[jespah]

This is all happening the next town over from my home.

 

[bigdaddy]

They killed an 8 year old, a 23 year old and a 29 year old and 100 more lost body parts. I'm sure another cop makes a difference.

 

[Captain_Nick]

Any idea what the motive could be? I thought the Russians were mates - or at least not openly hostile.

 

[bigdaddy]

They were here legally for years, and one was going to an expensive school on scholarship in 2011.

 

[Data Holmes]

Any idea what the motive could be? I thought the Russians were mates - or at least not openly hostile.

Al-q was reported to be recruiting in Russia for more "white" terrorists that would blend better in the us.

 

[Gov Kodos]

Any idea what the motive could be? I thought the Russians were mates - or at least not openly hostile.

If the reports are right, they are Chechens in origin. Unhappy nationalists who thought the US was ignoring Russian aggression in Chechniya, or just angry alienated guys, or something else. It remains to be seen.

 

[bigdaddy]

If you are in or near Boston you are told to stay inside! That's a million plus people, stay where you are!

 

[Gryffindorian]

It sounds like all eyes are focused on this guy, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. I hope they get to him before he can off himself.

 

[bigdaddy]

I hope he offs himself before dark or it will be a long night.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I don't see how D-bag is getting out of this alive. Either he shoots himself or the cops blast his bitch-ass.