Riker

[secretreeve]

TRYING to watch TNG but every time he is on screen his legs are so far apart you could park a pickup between them, and there ain't anything particularly special between em either!

please tell me he learns to close them later on?

 

[NCC-1701-B]

Calm down, If you're so engrossed about what's between Riker's legs then I suggest you read fanfic.

 

[R. Star]

I never really paid too much attention to it, but I think that was mainly a season 1 thing with those funky uniforms they had then.

 

[BillJ]

*slowly backs out of thread*

 

[C.E. Evans]

This cannot end well.

 

[bbailey861]

Really?!?...

 

[Melakon]

Folks, two minutes earlier these lines by the same user appeared in Enterprise forum. Compare, brace yourselves for a shot at another actor on TNG, and draw your own conclusions.

http://www.trekbbs.com/showpost.php?p=7896787&postcount=1

 

[Marsden]

I don't remember that.

 

[jimbotron]

 

[BillJ]

As my wife and I have said for the better part of two decades now... it all comes back to The Simpsons'.

 

[sonak]

I predict good and productive things for this thread.

 

[Dream]

teacake, is that you?

 

[Melakon]

Teacake was the first to tear into this guy (at the same time as the OP here) for his Marina Sirtis insult, which I referenced above.

 

[T'Girl]

^ I seriously doubt that the OP was ever in a position to "slap" Marina Sirtis.

 

[Jonny]

TRYING to watch TNG but every time he is on screen his legs are so far apart you could park a pickup between them, and there ain't anything particularly special between em either!

please tell me he learns to close them later on?

Lol I think you have a crush on Riker

Just kidding but I've never noticed it before.

*slowly backs out of thread*

I'm getting my popcorn ready as this should be fun.

This cannot end well.

Nope.

I don't remember that.

Neither do I.

 

[Mutai Sho-Rin]

Since this topic was paper thin to begin with and the majority of the responses were various degrees of snark, perhaps it is time for it to take early retirement. Perhaps the OP will put a slightly larger fragment of thought into their next attempt.