Confession: Why I am now 7/R

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

So Bev isn't as open minded (otherwise known as desperate) as all the people posting in the "who would you do" threads in TNZ who claim they would do anybody. She's just super het but here's the thing.. we know that Janeway would turn her. Because Janeway turns everybody.

 

[R. Star]

Despite all the fanfics... I never saw Janeway being anything other than straight. The whole Seven/Janeway relationship to me was more mother/daughter than anything.

 

[Melakon]

The whole Seven/Janeway relationship to me was more mother/daughter than anything.

That's how they played it, but some fans read a different subtext. Picard and Riker were written and played as brother to brother, but it comes out as father and son.

 

[Guy Gardener]

So Bev isn't as open minded (otherwise known as desperate) as all the people posting in the "who would you do" threads in TNZ who claim they would do anybody. She's just super het but here's the thing.. we know that Janeway would turn her. Because Janeway turns everybody.

We already know that she would do anyone, because y'know... "Riker".

By Season Seven she did it with a dead guy.

(Hey, my Mom has been screwing a dead guy for years. I call him Dad.)

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I'm wondering now if I could get over my Riker antipathy if it was someone else in Riker's body. I think I could do it but only if there was no Riker left, not if there was some repressed Riker in there somewhere.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Riker wasn't repressed, but he wasn't blended either.

He just took a step back and enjoyed the ride.

A pregnancy from that union would have been hilarious.

Have you ever seen Gargoyles?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108783/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Frakes plays a magnificently intelligent and complicated antivillain.

 

[R. Star]

Xanatos was perhaps the most awesome villain/anti-hero ever. You have to be awesome when you have the Xanatos Gambit named after you.

 

[Gov Kodos]

If 7 won't be with Janeway, then I am going to go with 7/Farnsworth. Good news, Everybody, I'm getting married to my precious Borg princess. You'll all be assimilated after the reception. Fry, Leela, and Bender get sent off to deliver a wedding invitation to the Borg Queen, hilarity ensues.

 

[R. Star]

If 7 won't be with Janeway, then I am going to go with 7/Farnsworth. Good news, Everybody, I'm getting married to my precious Borg princess. You'll all be assimilated after the reception. Fry, Leela, and Bender get sent off to deliver a wedding invitation to the Borg Queen, hilarity ensues.

Well, this would've made a better finale than Endgame!

 

[CorporalClegg]

Bender: "Join the organic with the synthetic? Now that's what I'm talkin' about!"

 

[Gov Kodos]

Borg Queen: Beer is irrelevant.
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!

 

[JanewayRulz!]

we know that Janeway would turn her. Because Janeway turns everybody.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8advmCFYV4

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8advmCFYV4[/yt]

 

[Sindatur]

Ah, "R" is Riker . Here I came into this thread thinking you had begun 'shipping her with our own R. Star

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

R.Star doesn't appreciate her. He complains about her clothes! How bitchy is that?!

There she is ripped from the Borg cult, set free, trying to find her humanity and she has to put up with the fashion police.

 

[R. Star]

Yeah... me thinking it's probably not a good idea to put a person who's spent their whole life being violated in every way a skin tight catsuit as their introduction to humanity.... how insensitive of me.

 

[Guy Gardener]

2 inch thick plate armour.

Spandex.

Different Worlds.

 

[Gov Kodos]

2 inch thick plate armour.

Spandex.

Different Worlds.

Xena and Gabrielle had a similar conversation in 'A Day in the Life'

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

It's feeling enclosed and contained that 7 likes about her sparkly cat suits.

 

[Winterwind]

Seven could do much better than Riker.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I'd rather she assimilated Neelix's face up her wazoo than slept with that turd.