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Confession: Why I am now 7/R

You are so evil. I was despairing you'd had some weird Damascene conversion. But of course the date is a giveaway :)
 
Hey, you could have been the pod teacake. I still think Clegg's 'she will adapt' was perfection though. Frakes never appeared with Ryan, did he? Only Season 2 (Death Wish)?
 
HA!!!! I sometimes call Riker a monkey. It just feels right. But he played the marvel "supervillain" "High evolutionary" in Superhero squad a couple years back... Not a monkey anymore. :)

Where was I?

He produced 13 episodes of Leverage, and at least one of them had Jeri Ryan in it.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1481064/

So, John could have worked with Jeri and had complete power over how he worked with her if he could be bothered, but chose not to.
 
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Confession: Why I am now 7/R
I never thought about it before, but I like it; Wil's big enough for her. Remember how he fell for the not-so androgynous chick; he can do pretty much anything.
 
Confession: Why I am now 7/R
I never thought about it before, but I like it; Wil's big enough for her. Remember how he fell for the not-so androgynous chick; he can do pretty much anything.

William T. Riker: If there's an orifice he can get into, he's gonna tap it.
 
^ Not so; he wouldn't take on Jutta unless it was her choice, too. He fell in love with the androgynous girl.
 
Someone needs to write the historic, first-time meeting of Seven of Nine and Will's dad, Kyle. They both wear one-piece suits! They can swap tips on disguising unwanted bulges and creases. And maybe Kyle can get Seven a pair of big foamy shoulder pads for her catsuit!

A deep love and trust will, of course, quickly follow. Kyle must then battle Will for Seven's heart. In a game of Parrises Squares!

You're forgetting an important character.

Pulaski screaming "Get your damn Borg hands off my man you blonde bitch!"

(It would be Priceless to see Will call Pulaski "Mom".)
 
For teacake...

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Someone photoshopped this during the latest tng caption contest.
 
You haven't seen TNG The Host?

They stick Bev's trill Lover in Riker after the symbiotes host dies, and then Riker gets a back seat while Bev Fracks his meat packaged around the slug in Riker's belly. After three days of constant rutting, the Trill governments ships in a permanent replacement host, where-after Bev is standing there in her office, licking her lips gagging to see what the chassis around her boyfriend's outer visage façade is going to look like and how it is going to drill her with giggly anticipation because Bev has always been a good girl and never had an ethical out that would allow her three cocks to play with in the span of just one week before.

She barely cares what the new host will look like because frankly no one has touched her since her husband died and sex isn't unpleasant, However...

The new host is a girl.

"Oh, um.. No... I can't cope with all the uncertainty and surprise and eeeew. Just step off."
 
Well it's not Bev's fault Picard was a tease for six seasons before he finally got the courage to Make It So in season 7.
 
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