Help with my pissing cat!!

[Gaith]

Stop being mean to cats!!

You will suffer in their day of glorious dominion over humans which will one day be upon us.

I'm now getting visions of an awesome action movie in which a solar plasma storm, or something, turns all household cats into beasts the size of cars. Who then decide to eat us, because kibble don't cut it no more.

The rest is pretty much your standard zombie movie, except with lots and lots of human/mega-feline violence.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ And cheezburger?

 

[Gaith]

^ Please! Take this seriously.

The film will be entitled "Bad Kitties", after the studio rejects "Rotten Pu--ies". The end credits song will of course be "Year of the Cat".

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ Just hope it isn't a cat-tastrophe.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Well it's true. If cats were the size of lions they would eat us with alarming regularity, and certain eat small children quite often.

 

[Gaith]

^ Just hope it isn't a cat-tastrophe.

You may expect sequels, video games, toys, apps...

... Yes. This film shall have a tail.

 

[sbk1234]

Well it's true. If cats were the size of lions they would eat us with alarming regularity, and certain eat small children quite often.

No. I think they'd eat each child only once.

 

[Captain_Nick]

I once had a cat that peed on my couch. I bought a spray called Get Off at the pet store that I sprayed on the couch. I had to use it several days per week but it worked. She stopped peeing on the couch.

Do you know if that product would work on dogs as well? My little Maltese has been spreading her urine over my nice carpets and it's driving me to distraction.

 

[Sector 7]

Sector 7's List of Advice:

- multiple litter boxes, preferably etched with their name on each [remember to print, cats cannot read cursive]
- terminate with extreme prejudice [I prefer 9mm, .38 caliber is also acceptable]
- get a mean dog, it will scare the piss out of him [also may have the effect of him pooping whenever he sees the dog]
- use a Tazer when you catch him doing it [I guarantee he'll never piss there again. This also may work on the children.]
- next time get a puppy and train him right

Can you tell I'm not a cat person? The guy who wrote, "Cats are people, too" LIED.

 

[Gul Re'jal]

Do you know if that product would work on dogs as well? My little Maltese has been spreading her urine over my nice carpets and it's driving me to distraction.

There is a brand (don't remember the name now) that has separate products for cat and dog urine. You could check at your local pet shop, they should have something for doggies too.

Oh, found it:
http://www.scoutshouse.com/store/images/Urine-Off.jpg

 

[sbk1234]

Thanks for that. We just assembled the new litter box cabinet. Have to go buy a new try tomorrow to fit inside. Does Bitter Apple work on cats?
Sector7, it may be interesting to know that I was never a cat person before I got married. When we were engaged, my wife wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. So we compromised and we got a cat.

 

[E-DUB]

If you have any pictures of the cat, make posters and put them around the neighborhood. Maybe someone will call you with info. What? You said pissing cat? Never mind.

 

[Sector 7]

Thanks for that. We just assembled the new litter box cabinet. Have to go buy a new try tomorrow to fit inside. Does Bitter Apple work on cats?
Sector 7, it may be interesting to know that I was never a cat person before I got married. When we were engaged, my wife wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. So we compromised and we got a cat.

So it really is true: "Marriage turns normally intelligent people into idiots"? It must be true, my ex-fiancee was always saying, "You idiot!" to me.

 

[sbk1234]

You're assuming I was intelligent to begin with!

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Thanks for that. We just assembled the new litter box cabinet. Have to go buy a new try tomorrow to fit inside. Does Bitter Apple work on cats?
Sector7, it may be interesting to know that I was never a cat person before I got married. When we were engaged, my wife wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. So we compromised and we got a cat.

And now you have three.

Your wife has powerful cat voodoo!

 

[Kestra]

Thanks for that. We just assembled the new litter box cabinet. Have to go buy a new try tomorrow to fit inside. Does Bitter Apple work on cats?
Sector7, it may be interesting to know that I was never a cat person before I got married. When we were engaged, my wife wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. So we compromised and we got a cat.

I didn't want a cat but after years I finally agreed to one. When I went to the divorce lawyer, the question at the top of my list was "What can I do to keep the cat?" I mean it was seriously the first question on the piece of paper I brought with me. He's my baby now. I'm totally a crazy cat lady.

Also anyone saying shitty things about cats needs to stop.

 

[Sector 7]

You're assuming I was intelligent to begin with!

I love your sense of humor, dude! You have me !

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Also anyone saying shitty things about cats needs to stop.

Does this include any talk about litterboxes? Because that is, quite literally, a shitty thing about cats.

 

[sbk1234]

Bitter Apple work with cats?

 

[_C_]

Also anyone saying shitty things about cats needs to stop.

Does this include any talk about litterboxes? Because that is, quite literally, a shitty thing about cats.