DS9 Caption Contest 70; Obfuscation

[Melakon]

Bashir: Miles, you're my friend, and I'm your Doctor. What's wrong?
O'Brien: I'm not sure. I mean-- you know that new Ferengi waiter over there?
Dabo Girl: Frak?
O'Brien: Yeah, him.
Bashir: Yes?
O'Brien: ...He asked if he could give me oo-mox.
Dabo Girl: Frak?
O'Brien: Yeah.
Bashir: What did you say?
O'Brien: What, are you kidding? I told him I'm married! And then he said he understood, his hand brushed my ear, and I don't remember anything else.

 

[Triskelion]

Weyoun: Jake, must registered sex offenders disclose themselves in Federation jurisdictions?

Jake: Yes. Why?

Weyoun: Just thinking about my Halloween costume.

 

[Nerys Myk]

O'BRIEN: Can I sleep at your place tonight?

BASHIR: Fight with Keiko?

O'BRIEN: Yeh, she thinks you and I spend too much time together.

 

[Isis]

Kira: "Hey, could we get Chinese today? I'm tired of pizza."

O'Brien (to self): "Maybe I took the transfer a little too quickly. Guinan and Crusher never treated me like this."

Odo: "Solids are so primitive." < brief pause > "A couple are right behind me, aren't they?"

Bashir: "How do you like this 'Operating on the Human Brain for Fun and Profit' course that I'm giving?"

Sisko: "It seems to be too difficult for me."

Bashir: "Don't be silly. It's not like it's brain surgery." <brief pause> "Whoops--sorry, it is brain surgery. I'll see if I can find some decent Cliff notes for you."

 

[Nerys Myk]

DAX: Relax boys, this is about as "Sexy" as it's going to get for me and the Major.

 

[Triskelion]

O'Brien: This is the girl who agreed to the three-way. Now we just need to find two more and we'll see quite a show, eh what!

Bashir: For this I got a wax?

 

[Ln X]

The next contest will be up this Tuesday due to coming back late from a trip to Leeds skatepark (the Works), it's like 23:00 in England and I need some sleep!

 

[Triskelion]

Dax: If we had a skate park, Captain, we might keep Ln X from staying out too late.
Kira: Worked for the Cardassian labor camps, sir.

 

[Ln X]

The next caption contest is here!