DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics...

[Nightdiamond]

??!This looks like the hair from a Targassian slime Gerbil.!!??

Am not drinking too much! And since we're being canceled this season, this is what I REALLY think of those @###$$$% studio heads!

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Kira: "You want me to use this feather to tickle you where!?"
Dukat: "It's an old Cardassian remedy. I swear!"

Martok: "Gentleman. It's time for your quarter annual performance evaluation. Over the course of this informal review process I'll be testing you each on a wide range of--THINK FAST!" {STAB} "You failed."

Bashir: "Congratulations on your 500th post, sir!"

 

[R. Star]

Thanks for the win!

Kira: That's right Dukat, you've just been Occupied by Bajor!

Kira: What did you put in that soup?
Dukat: He said it didn't have enough spices, so I added some special Cardassian narcotics.

Somehow the Martok changeling figured out that Klingons are ticklish.

Bashir: Haha, you mean you never saw the electric shock handshake prank before?
Sisko: Have you ever seen this before? (punches Bashir)

Worf's attempt to help Odo win over Kira by reciting Klingon love poetry was met with limited success.

 

[Admiral_Ranor]

Dukat: OW--OW--OW--!!!

Kira: Oh, shut up, Dukat. I haven't even put it in, yet.

Sisko: All right, everyone. It's time for a story....

Kira: That means "shut up", people!

Martok: Say "giello" to my LITTLE FRIENDS!

"Congratulations, Captain! Next, you'll be getting a commendation for original thinking--than we can call you KIRK!"

Odo: YES!!! I am not the father!

 

[Admiral_Ranor]

Odo: "Look at this, you two. I love that "Benson" show. Clayton Endicott III always cracks me up."

WORF: Meh, see if "CHiPs" is on.

KIRA: Or "Working Girl"

ODO: Wasn't that a movie?

KIRA: Forget I mentioned it.

Odo: "To be honest...I still like Boston Legal. Paul Lewiston was my favorite, but I'm upset they took him from a regular to a guest in between seasons three and four...."

 

[Ln X]

In any case, lets begin again!

Kira: So this is a Cardassian bladder stone?
Dukat: Yes!
Kira: Sucks to be you I guess.

Dukat: Benjamin, how can you not notice your Bajoran first officer doting over you like a two year-old?

Martok: This is for looking at Sirella in the wrong way.

Sisko: Here's to the new changeling detection methods! We'll never have to worry about those pesky shapeshifters ever again!
Everyone: Here, here!

Odo: No, no, no! We couldn't place him there!
Worf: So where else can we place him then?
Kira: What's the problem constable?
Odo: Admiral Leonard McCoy is arriving but the rest of the Starfleet brass don't want to be within a mile of him.
Kira: Why?
Worf: He wears pyjamas.

 

[Ln X]

ODO: Hey chubby, waddle over here. I need you to take this PADD to Major Kira.

WORF: You really need to look before you speak.

Lol!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Odo: There it is again! Ever since we established that data link with the strange entity known as "TrekBBS" our systems have been compromised.

Worf: Those petaQ have no honor. They dare refer to themselves as a "Neutral Zone"?

Kira: Gentlemen, please. I'm recommending this be added to the Bajoran sacred texts immediately. Our vedeks will sing songs about their glorious leader...what was her name... "Bonz"?

 

[Isis]

Hello everyone! Before I get too far, let me start off with an apology for the big delay this time around. I am sorry about this. [truncated here]

No problem, LeadHead. The important thing is you're OK. (We all get into time crunches...as evidenced by my late entry into this week's contest.) And thanks for 'paying tribute' to my 'reminder' caption.

Announcer (OS): "Kkkkardassian lip gloss. For those Kkkkissably soft lips..."

 

[Ayelbourne]

Dukat: But I poop from there!
Kira: Not right now you don't.

 

[Isis]

Sisko: "Oh, I know what happens. The Titanic sinks."

Kira: "Would you think before you talk? You just ruined it for the rest of us."

Klingon on left: "After you went to the men's room, that chick you were talking to said she likes you. Should I tell her you like her, too?"

Martok: "Well, I really need more information. Does she like me or does she like me?"

Klingon on right: "Don't be silly. She likes you. And she also wants to know whether you're free for the prom. What should I tell her?"

Martok: "Well, the sock hop is the same day, and I already invited Betty Lou to that. Poor me--why can't I be going steady with some gal--and then I wouldn't have to make these tough decisions."

 

[Isis]

Kira: "You really have to pick up the pace. When you started to read that, nobody had even a clue that I was pregnant."

 

[Isis]

Klingon Gangnam Style

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/28/star-trek-gangnam-style-klingon-video_n_1922781.html

(I think Shivkala did it first!)

 

[shivkala]

^
The funny thing is that I saw that video yesterday and totally forgot about my caption. I checked in on the contest today and seeing the image, I remembered coming up with the idea! Youtube has the video as being uploaded on the 27th, over a week after I posted my caption.

It's like I have my own Orb of Time...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Sisko: Get that finger away from your mouth. You don't know where that finger's been!

 

[Rush Limborg]

Sisko: Get that finger away from your mouth. You don't know where that finger's been!

Kira: Sure...it's MY finger! But--let's keep quiet about that....

 

[Velocity]

Kira: Looks like you're a quart low, Dukat.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Martok (Narration): I don't want to be a product of my environment.

I want my environment...to be a product of ME.

("Gimme Shelter" plays....)

 

[Isis]

Sisko: "What a great surprise! You remembered my birthday is in three weeks!"

Bashir (to self): "Do I have the heart to tell him this is our regular Saturday night drinking party and we finally invited him?"

 

[LeadHead]

LeadHead: Sorry for the delay guys, but with the A's in the playoffs, I haven't had much time recently.

Dying Klingons: Lets go Oakland....