Hahaha, I bet you would have found some other distraction if it weren't for me. ...
So, what did you find?
I generally don't need help distracting myself while at work.

...We had a guest on yesterday whose face was literally ripped off by a pit bull. You know what she said to me? “At least, I'm not Brent Spiner".
I found a series of youtube videos that give amazing insight into the precarious mental state of your average out-of-work Hollywood actor.