TNG Caption This! 280: Everybody just have a good time
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Riker: "Come here often?"
Beverly: I understand you need to rein Wesley in, but this Klingon discipline, this Qe'elHa'ul'ng, what exactly does it entail?
"Geordi, I realize you're very attached to the Vulcan social networking system, but you really need to lay off the T'witter."
Worf: Come on, come on. Channel 47. Quickly, it's starting.
Data: I'm searching for it. Relax.
Picard: Oh no you don't. Turn off that tv.
Picard: Ow, come on now. I said turn that screen off.
Riker: Geordi, can you put it on here? It's on Channel 47.
The casting of Worf in the role of Wesley Crusher in Family Ties 2368 should've given Picard the hint that this was not the acting job he was looking for.
Data:
This does not appear to be as cinematically delightful as when Tom Hanks and Robert Loggia did it.
Worf:
Agreed. Without the giant floor piano keyboard to dance on, this scene dies without charm.
Picard:
What? Can't you Ferengi take a joke?
I told my friend Saul Greenberg that joke, and I don't think even he was offended.
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The porn Wesley installed on the transporter console stayed a secret until Picard wondered why all the male crew were so anxious to be put on transporter duty.
Geordi: "So I take it your mission was a success?"
Picard: "Just about. I couldn't resist this one tchotchke, but otherwise I was able to navigate the garage sale without incident."
Picard knew the new alien race would be trouble when they remained unmoved by his rendition of the final act of Hamlet.
Geordi: "How do you expect me to identify one of those when we only get them once in a blue moon?"
In retrospect, Beverly realized she shouldn't have taken that last crescent roll.
Worf: No offense sir, but the day I let you teach me your touch-panel song is the day the ship explodes and crashes into a planet.
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Geordie: You know, if you just want to skip the whole series, the blue one in the middle will take you directly to Lavos.
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Picard: Seriously, the Borg probing tool was thiiiiis long. You'd be out for revenge too, if they used it on you.
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Riker: What do you make of it, Lieutenant?
Geordie: It looks like some kind of loading screen...
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Picard: Mr. Worf, when Wesley asked you to ensure that I "had protection," he didn't mean for you to stand guard.
Picard: Mr. Worf, when Wesley asked you to ensure that I "had protection," he didn't mean for you to stand guard.
Worf: Klingon custom dictates that the chaperone kills the offending male if he initiates improper mating rituals with the female. This is the only honorable way to prevent unwanted births.
Data: "I believe it is called 'Solitaire' for a reason, Mr. Worf."
"At last, my life-size Captain Picard action figure's arrived!"
"Life-sized Captain Picard action figures? Where the hell are my royalties?"
"So, threesome?"
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