I always say that stuff. Since I live in a big hippy area I'm trolling practically every time I open my mouth.

I know the feeling. The really hard part is when it's people you love and care about falling victim to this sort of nonsense. My friend and roommate is into everything "all natural" and any "natural" supplements she can get her hands on. Because, you know, she has to get rid of all the toxins that the people who sell cleansing diets, supplements, drinks, foot pads, and enemas have convinced her are "building up" inside her body. I have a very dear friend who is a reiki practitioner, and who won't use the microwave because it "chemically alters your food." I tried to explain to her that the definition of cooking is chemically altering food, but she didn't get it, and I really had to resist the urge to show her the
research showing that microwaving potatoes before cooking them reduces carcinogenic chemicals.
Oh yes the "toxins", every other person I know is hellbent on ridding their body of them via sticking candles in their ears or some other silliness. The weird thing is a lot of them smoke (but rollies..because those don't have chemically treated filters..).
I have my prejudices though. I probably could not be friends with a Reiki practitioner. I grew up in a health food/alternative therapies household where literally every person I knew surfed the fads of current miracle foods and demon toxins. As well as, to borrow from the Ghostly thread, believing in ANY spiritual story anyone came out with because that was "their truth". None of this ever stuck amazingly. I do have several very religious friends (evangelical Christians) but I think what really upsets me about alternative health practitioners is that they charge lots of money for malarkey. I know most actually believe in it quite sincerely but it repulses me so much I would have a lot of trouble being friends with anyone who made their living off it.