I know EXACTLY what she said, and yes, it IS wonderful--but not as wonderful as a showerhead with a
"massage setting."
*cough*
*smirk* I know, right? Someday, when I have decent money coming in again, I'm getting one of those...

I know EXACTLY what she said, and yes, it IS wonderful--but not as wonderful as a showerhead with a
"massage setting."
*cough*
^Not you, darling! I was thinking of other inconsiderate jerks!
^Not you, darling! I was thinking of other inconsiderate jerks!
Oh, no...no, no, no...I'm so sorry!
I know you didn't mean me! I meant "I heard that" as in "I heard that...I totally agree. Adults can be such huge jerks, too!"
I'm sorry I didn't make the context of my reply clearer. No, I knew what you meant. You're cool! (*Blows kiss*)![]()
^Not you, darling! I was thinking of other inconsiderate jerks!
Oh, no...no, no, no...I'm so sorry!
I know you didn't mean me! I meant "I heard that" as in "I heard that...I totally agree. Adults can be such huge jerks, too!"
I'm sorry I didn't make the context of my reply clearer. No, I knew what you meant. You're cool! (*Blows kiss*)![]()
I knew what you meant, but I pictured a sassy black lady saying it.
TIL that some people actually care about what an athlete's hair looks like. I have no idea WHY they care, but they do, for some strange reason.
Not much in this world is as disgusting as an undercooked egg, in my opinion. I want practically all the moisture boiled, fried, or scrambled out of my egg before it touches my plate!
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