TOS Caption Contest # 264 "Durn fool kids!!"

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by MANT!, Aug 4, 2012.

  1. MANT!

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    well first let me announce

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    The Winnahs!!


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    Chopshop Winnah!
    Next!!

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    Brutality can and will be rewarded!!
     
  2. Nerys Myk

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  3. Bob Karo

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    Bones: Ellie, it wasn't like that. I... wait, I don't think your people quite get how heredity works. Accents aren't passed down through...

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  7. Bubbles McGee

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  8. Nerys Myk

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    Spock wondered if the painted-on glasses would help him look intellectual.
     
  11. Bubbles McGee

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  12. T'Girl

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    :)
     
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  13. Nerys Myk

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  14. Maurice

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    KIRK: I'm with Federation Fashion Police, and, honey, you kids need a style intervention. <snap snap>


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    BONES: Oops. I guess not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place.


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    BONES: Alright! Cut! WROOOOONG! Okay, just watch me. It's so simple, you sissy Marys. Gimme the playback. AND…

    ♪♪Throw out your hands!!
    Stick out your tush!!
    Hands on your hips
    Give them a push!!
    You'll be surprised
    You're doing the French Mistake!!
    VOILA!!♫



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  15. R. Star

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    Next!!

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    McCoy: I'm a doctor, not a pervert!

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    Star Trek and children.... in the 60's or today, it just never works.

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    McCoy wondered how long it would take Spock to notice his April Fool's prank.
     
  16. Jonas Grumby

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  17. The Squire of Gothos

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  18. TrickyDickie

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    Thanks for the win! :D (In part, that was a tribute to my dad who worked at I-R when those were built.)

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  19. Jonas Grumby

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