LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse...

[Relayer1]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

Either a feather duster on a stick or an electric guitar.

I'm toast...

I dunno, if you've ever seen the anime FLCL, a guitar would be a pretty good weapon!

Hmm - could have a point - it looks a a lot like this one :

http://www.musicalads.co.uk/musical-instrument-buying-guides/buying-new-electric-guitars-guide/

Off to try it out and terrorise the family !

 

[RoJoHen]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

The only thing to my left is an empty wall.

Awesome. You can pick it up and bludgeon the zombies with it. Or, if you like, break it apart and fling bricks at them.

The possibilities are endless. It's like a new weapon every day.

It is a wall on the outside of my house. If I take it apart, I leave a huge gaping hole, and the zombies can get in!

I think I'm doomed.

 

[Davros]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

I guess I could swing my coworker around by his ankles.

 

[Skywalker]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

But I don't want to get zombie gore all over my HDTV.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

(looks to left) The window?

I like bananas. Bananas are good.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hZDeMHDktE[/yt]

Good source of potassium!

All other fruits have inferior potassium.

 

[Theodore Jay Miller]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

Another computer programmer. So I guess I run away while the zombies are eating her.

 

[cooleddie74]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

A vacuum cleaner?

Well. At least I get to be the first person in history to decapitate a zombie with a bagless Hoover upright.

Hepa filter this, bitch.

 

[Danoz]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

Two my left are two women who are slightly over-weight and probably a good deal slower than I am in a flat-out run.

Hahaha, best answer ever.

 

[TorontoTrekker]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

Two lighters (one of which is out of fluid, and the other is a disposable), three remote controls, a glass, a pen, my phone, and condo paperwork that I still haven't filed away even though I moved six months ago.

I'm not sure what I could do with that mishmash of things. I could probably set some zombies on fire with the lighter that's not empty, but it'll only last so long before it runs out.

 

[Skywalker]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

Two lighters (one of which is out of fluid, and the other is a disposable), three remote controls, a glass, a pen, my phone, and condo paperwork that I still haven't filed away even though I moved six months ago.

I'm not sure what I could do with that mishmash of things.

Give it all to MacGyver. He'll use it all to build a zombie-killing doomsday weapon.

 

[RyuRoots]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

...a pink dualshock 3? Hoo boy. This is gonna be a long apocalypse, isn't it?

 

[Satyrquaze]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

Two my left are two women who are slightly over-weight and probably a good deal slower than I am in a flat-out run.

Hahaha, best answer ever.

I've never been accused of not being pragmatic when it matters.

 

[Tora Ziyal]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

A framed monotype hanging on the wall (my father was a printmaker). Are zombies distracted by beautiful art?

 

[Pingfah]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

A copy of Pornograffitti by Extreme, on vinyl.

It's possible that Zombies are attracted by cheesy early 90s rock and harmony singing, or it could be it makes their heads explode like the aliens in Mars Attacks. However, it could definitely be used as a throwing or chopping device.

 

[Australis]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

A big floor fan and a coffee cup.

I'm going to have problems.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

A copy of Pornograffitti by Extreme, on vinyl.

It's possible that Zombies are attracted by cheesy early 90s rock and harmony singing, or it could be it makes their heads explode like the aliens in Mars Attacks. However, it could definitely be used as a throwing or chopping device.

Now that you've got that godawful More Than Words stuck in my head again for the first time since going to the prom twenty years ago, if the zombies don't get you, I might have to take you out myself.

That song is the auditory equivalent of compressing all your worst high school and dating memories into a five minute montage of terribleness like something out of the brainwashing scene in Lost.

 

[Peacemaker]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

My Boston Terrier. Sigh...What's she gonna do, lick them into submission?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

Now that you've got that godawful More Than Words stuck in my head again for the first time since going to the prom twenty years ago, if the zombies don't get you, I might have to take you out myself.

That song is the auditory equivalent of compressing all your worst high school and dating memories into a five minute montage of terribleness like something out of the brainwashing scene in Lost.

I prefer "Get The Funk Out".

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqP76XWHQI0[/yt]

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

Now that you've got that godawful More Than Words stuck in my head again for the first time since going to the prom twenty years ago, if the zombies don't get you, I might have to take you out myself.

That song is the auditory equivalent of compressing all your worst high school and dating memories into a five minute montage of terribleness like something out of the brainwashing scene in Lost.

I prefer "Get The Funk Out".

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=IqP76XWHQI0[/yt]

I still like this one:

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=475g0fZNywU[/yt]

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

Now that you've got that godawful More Than Words stuck in my head again for the first time since going to the prom twenty years ago, if the zombies don't get you, I might have to take you out myself.

That song is the auditory equivalent of compressing all your worst high school and dating memories into a five minute montage of terribleness like something out of the brainwashing scene in Lost.

I prefer "Get The Funk Out".

I still like this one:

My favorite has always been this one.