LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse...

[Relayer1]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

Either a feather duster on a stick or an electric guitar.

I'm toast...

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

A crappy ceramic table lamp. I guess I could break it and use a sharp piece to wedge into a zombie's brain, but if that's all I'm down to I think I'm pretty much toast.

Either that, or when the zombies arrive, you can point at it in order to show them the Light.

My prospects are looking up, because now I've decided to use the electrical cord to tie you up and leave you as zombie bait while I escape to the mall.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

A crappy ceramic table lamp. I guess I could break it and use a sharp piece to wedge into a zombie's brain, but if that's all I'm down to I think I'm pretty much toast.

Either that, or when the zombies arrive, you can point at it in order to show them the Light.

My prospects are looking up, because now I've decided to use the electrical cord to tie you up and leave you as zombie bait while I escape to the mall.

Is it a detachable cord?

 

[RevdKathy]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

The immediate thing to my left is a bargain store gadget wipe, so I'm really going to clean up the zombies! The sachet says it's "Irritating to eyes" but doesn't specify they have to be alive.

 

[Avon]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

Hmmm to my left is my crossbow, 2 katanas and old yamaha synth. i'm going to have a groovy apocalypse.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

Either that, or when the zombies arrive, you can point at it in order to show them the Light.

My prospects are looking up, because now I've decided to use the electrical cord to tie you up and leave you as zombie bait while I escape to the mall.

Is it a detachable cord?

I already broke the lamp and used a ceramic shard to brain punch a zombie. I don't think pulling the cord out of the broken base is going to be much of a chore by comparison.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

My prospects are looking up, because now I've decided to use the electrical cord to tie you up and leave you as zombie bait while I escape to the mall.

Is it a detachable cord?

I already broke the lamp and used a ceramic shard to brain punch a zombie. I don't think pulling the cord out of the broken base is going to be much of a chore by comparison.

Oh well. At least my hands will be clean.

 

[Kemaiku]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

That was mean, all my bows are to my right.

 

[Balrog]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

Looks like it's going to be Epic Zombie Pillow Fight for me!

Bring it!

 

[B.J.]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

Either a feather duster on a stick or an electric guitar.

I'm toast...

I dunno, if you've ever seen the anime FLCL, a guitar would be a pretty good weapon!

I've got.... a Spaceball. No, not that kind! Best I could do I suppose is swing it around by the cord.

 

[Lonemagpie]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

My wireless router... Oh, crap.

 

[Rhaven]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

I'm at work. To my left is the supply cabinet filled with gauze and tape. I can bandage their wounds before they eat my brain. Swell.

 

[Kirby]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

Post-it notes. So the zombies can write helpful reminders to themselves to 'eat more brains'

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

A pocket knife, a utility razor, a scissors, a letter opener, an old fashioned coke bottle, a polished tree root decorative bowl, a pump of aloe with cucumber moisturizer, and a couple The Firesign Theatre CDs. Hmmm. I'm not sure if any of the stuff to my left will be that useful in a zombie meltdown, but I am starting to wonder about myself.

 

[Satyrquaze]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

Two my left are two women who are slightly over-weight and probably a good deal slower than I am in a flat-out run.

 

[Gary7]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

A small cache of remote controls. I'm sure one of them will turn off the zombie monsters.

 

[Enterprise is Great]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

The tower for my PC...since there's no internet in the zombie apocalypse it'll bash in a few zombie heads before it crumples so it'll get some use.

 

[Warp Coil]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

I'm at work, so let's see what I have to the left that's useful against zombie apocalypse:
- stapler
- scissors
- assortment of pencils and pens
- barcode scanner
- a clipboard
- a stress ball
- scotch tape
- a rusty old c clamp that the space's previous tenant had for some reason, and left behind

I think I'm good.

 

[The Dominion]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

My cat, and I don't think he'd even wake up.

 

[auntiehill]

Re: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. That is your sole weapon for zombie apocalypse.

Hmm. Let's see: scissors, pens, a camera, a picture frame, a router, a book, a wooden box.

I don't think I'll last very long.