DS9 Caption Contest #59: Rom; from Idiot Brother to Idiot Nagus

[Isis]

Rom: "I knew priceline.com was a mistake."

Rom: "These tooth whitening strips worked great. I'm thrilled that all the problems with my smile are a thing of the past."

Quark: "Major, I realize I'm a perfect specimen and it might be hard to control yourself, but my eyes are up here."

O'Brien: "Well, when you said you'd be spending some time with the love of your life, this wasn't quite what I expected."

 

[Isis]

Rom's career as a masseur was not well received.

Facilitator (OS): "OK, Rom, you're out. I didn't say 'Simon Says.'"

 

[LeadHead]

Gonna give this contest some more time before starting a new one. We now return you to your regularly scheduled captioning.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Rom (sighs): "Sometimes I think the only reason Leeta is with me is because I'm rich."
O'Brien: "Well, duh!"

 

[Ln X]

O'Brien: What are you doing Rom?
Rom: Wondering if all my latinum will be enough to bribe LeadHead to resume his caption contests!

 

[DS9 Gal AZ]

Quark: Rom, when is the new caption contest going to start? I've been holding this position for more than two weeks, at least!
Rom: Has it really been that long?
Quark: Feels like.
Rom: Well, hang in there brother.
*Quark groans.*
Rom: Erm, sorry. Poor choice of words.

 

[LeadHead]

New contest has begun!