TNG Caption This! 274: Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc
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PICARD: What the hell, did that thing just blink????
Troi: Captain I am sensing great frustration coming from both you and Beverly.
Picard: Thats nonsense Dr Crusher isnt even in the room.
Troi: Shes hiding under the table.
Picard: ...
Troi: If you ask me your both a little old to be playing hide and go seek.
Picard: Oh we werent... (kicked by Beverly) ...err, Yes hide and go seek thats what we were doing, heh, just playing a childish game, that you interrupted...
Picard: "He wants the precioussss!"
Picard: We move the ship right and left and it's like it keeps looking straight at us.
Crusher: "The polaron beam is having no effect."
Data: "We will have to devise another method to end Commander Riker's uncontrolled flatulence."
Bajorian Sage: "I can hardly believe I'm seeing it."
Picard: "Just as the prophecy predicted."
LaForge: "It's lovely, what's it called?"
Bajorian Sage: "It's the long awaited "Anus of the Prophets."
Troi: "No Captain, I will not moan like the Ghost of Christmas past while the ready room door is conveniently ajar. You'll have to enhance your macho image with the mostly male bridge crew in some other fashion."
Picard: "Merde."
Data: I have a bad feeling about this...
LeadHead, TFTW.
Announcer (OS): "We've secretly replaced the brain cells of this fine TV show's second lead with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if they notice."
The other crew members were not amused by Wesley's "lemon juice in the plomeek" prank.
Pulaski: "I thought you added the gloves to our 'frigid away mission' kits."
Worf: "I thought you added them."
Announcer (OS): "We've secretly replaced the brain cells of this fine TV show's second lead with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if they notice."
The other crew members were not amused by Wesley's "lemon juice in the plomeek" prank.
Pulaski: "I thought you added the gloves to our 'frigid away mission' kits."
Worf: "I thought you added them."
Data: I have a bad feeling about this...
Geordi: "You think this is bad? Wait for the one after. We'll all be needing VISORs after that one."
Crusher: "I think you should stop, Data! I think he's overheating internally! There's steam shooting out of his ass!"
Picard: "Oh, very classy, Doctor!"
Crusher: "Well, there is!!"
Thanks for the Win L.H.!
Riker: "Good. Now a little to the right."
Picard: "Data, I believe I shall go next."
Crusher: "Who knew? I just didn't see phaser massage catching on."
Barzan Leader: "As promised, the Barzan wormhole. Impressive, isn't it."
Picard: "Meh. You should see the one just off of Bajor. Now THAT'S a wormhole."
Troi: "Let it go Captain, its just a harmless Spacebook post. We all know Admiral Nechayev can be vindictive. I'm sure no one really believes you suffer from E.D."
Riker: "For the last time. Where did you hide my trombone?!"
Pulaski: "This is a very intricate ritual. Is there some sort of ancient Klingon verse that accompanies it?"
Worf: "Yes. Now let me make sure I get it correct. Ah, now I remember. Past the lips and over the gums, look out stomach, here it comes."
Riker: "Good. Now a little to the right."
Picard: "Data, I believe I shall go next."
Crusher: "Who knew? I just didn't see phaser massage catching on."
Barzan Leader: "As promised, the Barzan wormhole. Impressive, isn't it."
Picard: "Meh. You should see the one just off of Bajor. Now THAT'S a wormhole."
Troi: "Let it go Captain, its just a harmless Spacebook post. We all know Admiral Nechayev can be vindictive. I'm sure no one really believes you suffer from E.D."
Riker: "For the last time. Where did you hide my trombone?!"
Pulaski: "This is a very intricate ritual. Is there some sort of ancient Klingon verse that accompanies it?"
Worf: "Yes. Now let me make sure I get it correct. Ah, now I remember. Past the lips and over the gums, look out stomach, here it comes."
Bhavani: "There it is, Captain! The asshole of the universe!"
Picard: "Remarkable! And not nearly as close to Earth as I had always assumed!"
Worf: "What's the rumpus?!"
Wesley: "Commander Riker has no sense of humor! I had him convinced that Montgomery Scott could brew beer in his engine room...and he mentioned that 'fact' in front of Captain Picard and Admiral Hanson!"
Offscreen: Uh, guys, that's just a blotch in the starfield background. We'll have it fixed soon. Just practice your lines or something.
Troi: Fish run away again?
Picard: I don't understand why he keeps doing that. Or how.
Crusher: "Well, this cardboard figure of Will turned out to be a great decoy."
Picard: "But the one problem is--from now on--how are we going to tell the decoy apart from the real thing?"
Crusher: "Oh, I have an idea. Let's tell the real Will to make a slight change in his appearance. He could grow a beard or something..."
Troi: "I sense blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."
Picard (to self): "I bet James T. Kirk never had to deal with anybody like this."
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