VOY Caption Contest 80; Mission Improbable!

Neelix: Ah! Tom Paris showed me one of those antique earth tools before,
I think it was called a... box-cutter?

Janeway: <KRrKKKKKKKKKKKKtcHK> Correcto-mundo ratface!

 

Janeway: My lower back is still giving me problems from last week, can you do better?

EMH: Uh no, my holo-matrix is still fragmented from last time, might I suggest the original (tm) McCoy ass-rubbing clone?

Chakotay: Oh no, not that meme again!




Janeway: On second thought, who needs a clone when you got a drone...

 

CHAKOTAY: So what happened?

JANEWAY: Torres asked Paris, if the new uniforms made her look fat.

EMH: He said yes.

CHAKOTAY: So I take it, we'll be sticking with these then?

 

Chakotay: Is he still breathing?

EMH: Barely.

 

Janeway: I'm sorry, Neelix but the deadline to turn in extra credit was before I was walking to the commencement ceremony.



Janeway: We need your help, Doctor.

The Doctor: Of course.

Janeway: Who's that guy at the operations station?




Hierarchy Leader: Observe, with this plan, we shall become the most popular enemies of Star Trek: Voyager!

10 minutes later...

Hierarchy Leader: Wow, that was a letdown.




Seven: Captain, if you want to learn more about the Alien Ambassador, I suggest you meet with him, rather than just listening to the sounds he makes while sleeping.



The Doctor: (thinking) Glad I didn't mix up the behavior programming on these two...

 

New caption contest is up!

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?p=6532675#post6532675