Should I Blind Buy Babylon 5?

[Guy Gardener]

No one ever dry humped a TV set because Morann was walking through the scenery.

The other character Robert Atkin Downes played on Babylon 5, who was bald.

 

[Sindatur]

About Season 5, sure it started up slow, since it basically had to start all over again, since everything was basically sewn up at the end of S4, and I certainly understand the Byron hate, but, I think at least half of the episodes in the first half of Season 5 are pretty good, and the second half of Season 5, I think most of it is every bit as good as the best of Babylon 5.

[Must remember not to invite Guy Gardner over to watch any episodes of anything with sexy women, doing sexy things. Don't want my TV dryhumped]

 

[Forbin]

[Must remember not to invite Guy Gardner over to watch any episodes of anything with sexy women, doing sexy things. Don't want my TV dryhumped]

It's especially dangerous with flatscreens. They're much less sturdy than a good o'l heavy CRT.

 

[Guy Gardener]

So, I may have a problem.

Is it my fault I can't find a support group specific to my needs?

Besides, after all the woman I've walked in on with their eyes rolled into the back of their skulls sitting on their tumble driers pantsless, tuned up to 11, I don't find the lounge where we keep the big TV all that scary or intimidating.

I dare you, I dare you to ask me where we keep the small TV.

 

[Mr Light]

Where do you keep the small TV?

 

[Sindatur]

Where do you keep the small TV?

<Backs slowly out of thread>

 

[Guy Gardener]

It's in the kitchen.

You know why.

 

[Mr Light]

I feel like I need to be on mescaline to follow this conversation

 

[Guy Gardener]

OH! You're not on Mescaline!

My bad.

You need some time to go find some in your medicine cabinet?

 

[Mr Light]

Dude, I can't even swallow a pill of aspirin!

 

[JD]

It's been a while since I watch B5, but I don't remember liking Season 5 any less than the rest of the series.

 

[Crusher Disciple]

You people worry me.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Dude, I can't even swallow a pill of aspirin!

You can paste it, then blend the gear into some strawberry ice cream.

I'd advise against making tea even if you go killhappy with the sugar.

But seriously, you spend 60 bucks on a decent vaporizer and you just have to remember to open the window before you OD.

 

[Mr Light]

I don't think I'm prepared to spend $60 on a vaporizer... let alone on the mescaline...

 

[Guy Gardener]

Do what any selfrespecting real man should do.

Put a pink bow on the bastard and tell the wife it's for her birthday.

I mean seriously buddy, if you can convince your missus that it's her subscription to Playboy you re-up as a Christmas present each December, you know you plucked well from the dingbat tree.

 

[Sindatur]

Do what any selfrespecting real man should do.

Put a pink bow on the bastard and tell the wife it's for her birthday.

I mean seriously buddy, if you can convince your missus that it's her subscription to Playboy you re-up as a Christmas present each December, you know you plucked well from the dingbat tree.

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[Guy Gardener]

Fuck.

Thank you.

There's suddenly 180 mysterious dollars in my paypal account.

THANK YOU!