I think my girlfriend is a Christian! Advice needed.

[cooleddie74]

Somehow I get the feeling that a gang bang is going to be involved before this saga is finished. A gang bang in a wrestling ring and somehow involving an Easter egg.

(*Drinks heavily*)

 

[Gov Kodos]

Get the gimp!

 

[BillJ]

Somehow I get the feeling that a gang bang is going to be involved before this saga is finished. A gang bang in a wrestling ring and somehow involving an Easter egg.

(*Drinks heavily*)

Get the gimp!

 

[sidious618]

How can you people be so cold when this man is clearly in emotional trouble?! Does no one feel the pain of Mad Baggins?!

 

[ManOnTheWave]

I feel Something.


Constipation I think.

 

[cooleddie74]

Oh, I care.

Just not enough to give a damn.

 

[Gov Kodos]

Will the finale feature a wood chipper, a meat grinder, or other heavy machinery?

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2JWHIrr1KY&feature=fvwrel[/yt]

 

[archeryguy1701]

Offer to drive her to the airport and when the day comes, pick her up and drive in the completely opposite direction until you run out of gas. If that doesn't show her how much she means to you, nothing will get your point across....unless you STONE COLD STUN HER!!!

 

[Saga]

Offer to drive her to the airport and when the day comes, pick her up and drive in the completely opposite direction until you run out of gas. If that doesn't show her how much she means to you, nothing will get your point across....unless you STONE COLD STUN HER!!!

 

[CorporalCaptain]

One that could bring its end sooner than anyone could have expected.

This was my personal shark-jumping moment, right here.

My suspension of disbelief popped like Wile E. Coyote realizing he's walking in mid-air over a thousand-foot drop.

Actually, it was more like Goldfinger getting sucked out the plane flown by Pussy Galore.

No, wait. Maybe it's really like the voice-over in the original cut of Blade Runner. I didn't really hate it, but a lot of people complained that it just took them right out of the film. So, in that sense of the thing.

 

[DonIago]

"She told me that her trip to the third world country has been brought FORWARD by a week to Friday the 27th of April. A WHOLE WEEK. This stunned me."

Really? Would you perhaps say that you were...stone cold stunned?

 

[cooleddie74]

I just don't understand women.

Really? The hell you say.

Then she dropped a second pipebomb.

Seriously, dude. Your story is giving pipebombs a bad name. Stop it.

Could I really keep fighting for her?

YES, I COULD.

Of course you could. Otherwise there won't be a next chapter to the tale.

 

[BillJ]

I wonder if the last chapter ends with MadBaggins in jail?

 

[cooleddie74]

A jail run by fundamentalist Christians who, for some strange reason, don't like wrestling. Yes. That would be quite the finale.

 

[Squiggy]

Who drops pipe bombs?

 

[CorporalCaptain]

The nine-toed ninja.

 

[cooleddie74]

Christian wrestling, crushed Easter eggs and pipebombs all in one story? Sounds like sweeps week's here. Watch closely for a cameo from Tom Selleck.

 

[Gov Kodos]

It's a job for a man like Shaft.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFlsufZj9Fg[/yt]

 

[Starkers]

It wasn't too late by this point, so I called my girlfriend and said I COULD go out with her and told her to get ready. She got angry and said I couldn't just expect her to come running when my plans change. I said "this is what you wanted!" I just don't understand women.

There are times when I don't understand women, however in this instance I not only understand her, I'm completely in her corner. Hell if she wanted to kill you I'd probably help her dispose of the body.

It's like fate doesn't want us to be together.

Fate, God, Richard Dawkins, the entire population of Guatemala...

 

[cooleddie74]

It's like fate doesn't want us to be together.

Fate, God, Richard Dawkins, the entire population of Guatemala...

I'd say it was Natural Selection working its magic, but...you know, whatever. Guatemala works, too.