DS9 Caption Contest #53: It was the contest where everything changed

[Deranged Nasat]

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"It's a text from Kosh. It says "Stink Bomb, LOL". I knew it! I knew that guy was trolling us all this time! Cryptic wisdom, my arse!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

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TV Announcer: "And now... back to Bester Headroom!"

Garibaldi: "I love this show. It's so meta."

Zack Allen: "Damn, we shouldn't have specced as Green Lanterns! That room's too dangerous."

 

[Gepard]

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Dammit, I was going to do that!

 

[AdmiralGarak]

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Garibaldi: "No! I lost another staring contest to Bester. I can't beat him!"
Ivanova: "Try unpausing the video feed."
Garibaldi: "DAMMIT!"

G'Kar: "I say we're the last, best hope for peace, you bastard!"
Londo: "The hell we are! We're the best, last hope for peace!"
G'Kar: "Madness! Last, best hope!"
Londo: "Best, last hope!"
G'Kar: "I'll kill you!"
Londo: "Let me at him!"

Sheridan: "If I ever meet this JMS guy, I'm gonna punch him in the face for pulling this multiple The Ones crap on us."
Sinclair: "You said it."
Marcus: "Can I be a The One?"
Sinclair: "No."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

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G'Kar: LESS FILLING!

Londo: TASTES GREAT!

Marcus: Is this the best conversation you two could come up with? Somebody please let me out an airlock.

Sheridan: Look, Marcus, it's a good question. Fasten/zip or zip/fasten? Don't tell me this doesn't keep you up nights.

Sinclair: (five-minute pause) I like pie.

 

[Nerys Myk]

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G'KAR: TOS!!!

LONDO: NuTrek!!!!

 

[Isis]

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LeadHead, TFTW.

Ivanova: "So sad about Davy Jones. You know, actually the guy aged pretty well."

Sinclair: "What do you mean I stole Chris Pike's shtick? Never heard of the guy."

"Hey, would you hurry up in there? It's not like we have more than one bathroom on the station."

 

[Isis]

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Security person: "Now, what was such a sore point that we practically had to cut you two apart?"

G'Kar: "He got his peanut butter in my chocolate!"

Londo: "He got his chocolate in my peanut butter!"

Sheridan: "You know who I can't take? Marcus -- he's just so full of himself. I mean, I could sort of understand if he had a reason for it. But c'mon..."

<brief pause>

Sheridan: "He's right behind me, isn't he?"

 

[Isis]

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Marcus: "No, I don't know it. But if you hum a few bars, I think I can fake it."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

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Boxleitner: "What? You're not sure if I'm right for sci-fi? What the hell are you guys talkin' about! I'm Tron, man!"

 

[Mistral]

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Susan: "Oh, and you think me farting in the middle of a staff meeting is funny?"

Delenn: "Actually, it was a bit funny."

 

[Nerys Myk]

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SUSAN: I'd kill for hair like that.

 

[Captain Crow]

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Holly: Alright dudes, what's going down in groove town?

Garibaldi: God I hate this backup computer.

 

[shivkala]

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^
If it were up to me, you'd have just won the whole smeggin' contest right there!

 

[T'Girl]

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Ivanova: "Micheal really."

Garibaldi: "I know, but it getting to the best part"

Ivanova: "When you invited me to participate in "your favorite thing."
~ ~ ~ ~ I don't know it was masturbating to 'Vulcan Love Slave number thirty-two.'

Garibaldi: "It's the best one in the series."

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[Nerys Myk]

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IVANOVA: What's this?

GARIBALDI: New show about life on a space station.

IVANOVA: Any good?

GARIBALDI: Nah, totally unbelievable.

IVANOVA: How so?

GARIBALDI: Well to start, the XO is a woman!!!!
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SHERIDAN: And that's when you shot him?

 

[Starpaul20]

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Sheridan: I'm telling you, Deep Space 9 is better than Babylon 5.
Sinclair: No, Babylon 5 is far superior to Deep Space 9.
Sheridan: No, Deep Space 9 is!
Sinclair: No, Babylon 5 is!
Marcus: Will you two shut up! Nerd arguments give me a headache! Both shows have their good points and bad points. Let's not fight over minor details and recognize as two decent Sci-Fi shows.
Sheridan & Sinclair: I guess...
Marcus: Besides, Andromeda is better than both of them!
*Both Sheridan and Sinclair look at him *
Marcus: Oh Crap...

 

[LeadHead]

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New Contest Up and Running!