DS9 Caption Contest #53: It was the contest where everything changed

[LeadHead]

Good evening everyone! I hope the last 2 weeks have been good to you! Lets go!

First up to the plate, we have the "Everybody has an off day sometimes..." Award, going to:

Ezri: "Behold Worf, the mighty hunter!"

Worf: "Hey, you're stuck hanging here, too."

Ezri: "I can't believe you let that rabbit get the advantage over you."

Next, we have the "And don't you forget it, kid!" Award, going to:

Jake: (thinking) So...apparently, she's not 300 years too old for him, huh?

Next, we have the "Guess Jake's first trip to Quarks is gonna be his last" Award, going to:

Jake (to self): "Yes, I think this 'instant-drying, invisible glue on the bar' trick' is going to work out well."

Next, we have the "Lethal Ratings Juggernaut" Award, going to:

Bashir: "Don't...touch...that...dial!"

Next, we have the "Fashion Critic" Award, going to:

Ezri: "I'm the new counsellor... If you have any problems..."
Vic: "Yeah, well it does take me an hour to button up my shirt. That's annoying."

Our Photoshop Award goes to:

Who's that at the door?

SECRETARIAT!!!!!

Star Trek camera crews were not welcome in the Mirror Universe.

Congratulations to all of our winners and many thanks to everyone who posted!

And now, if you've already read my info in the TNG contest, you know this, but for those who don't... the delay in setting up, wasn't due to work, I just wanted this one to start closer to April 1st...

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

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Garibaldi: The good news is, you got a personalized birthday message.

Ivanova: That's great. What's the bad news?

Bester: Happy Birthday Commander Ivanova.

G'Kar: PAPER COVERS ROCK!

Marcus had a hard time holding in laughter when Ivanova mispronounced her own name.

Sinclair: Do you want to talk socks?

Sheridan: Not you too.

Zack Allen: Vorlon breath is really bad Chief!

Garibaldi: That's nothing, don't hang around here after Ambassador Kosh orders in from the Taco place....

 

[Nerys Myk]

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IVANOVA: I didn't know you liked the Trek films. Must be one of the later ones, eh?

 

[Gepard]

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GARIBALDI: Now say "nuclear wessels."

 

[Deranged Nasat]

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Garibaldi: "Look, Bester. How could you have written The Demolished Man 200 years before you were born?"

Ivanova: "Has the Psi Corps been rewriting history again?"

Bester: "Maybe".

 

[Deranged Nasat]

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Ivanova: "The Ranger motto is basically stolen from The Lord of the Rings, isn't it?"

Marcus: "...damn".

Sinclair: "And this is the place where Valen crashed his ship into a pak'ma'ra refuse scow after a hard night partying. It is said he invented three proverbs and two curses on the spot, each of which helps define Minbari culture to this day".

Sheridan: "This is fascinating and all, but...how many holy sites do the Minbari have?"

Marcus: "We're coming up on the Place Where Valen Discarded His Drinks Carton..."

Londo: "My father did not smell of elderberries!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

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Londo: "You bet I'll look it up, Buster! And this 'Larry Fine' had better turn out to be a person of historic note!"

Ivanova: "Will you stop snickering like a school boy! I spent the night in her cabin because the air recirculator's out in mine!"

 

[inflatabledalek]

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Garibaldi: You really don't want to know what he's doing off camera to put that enigmatic grin on his face.

G'Kar: And I'm saying we're only the second best 90's American SF show set on a space station!

Jason Carter's habit of falling asleep during takes would ultimately get him the sack.

Michael O'Hara impresses his replacement by demonstrating all his facial expressions at once.

JMS reacts in a typically understated way to finding out about Deep Space 9 also being set on a space station.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

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^ at the "facial expressions" one!

 

[DS9 Gal AZ]

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Claudia Christian: Hey, it could have been worse. They could have asked Shatner to guest star.

G'Kar: No! Londo! They're talking me away!
Londo: Damn it, why won't they let us be together!

Ivanova: I wish you were Talia.

Sinclair: I am the one who was.
Sheridan: I am the one who will be.
Marcus: Yeah, and Benjamin Sisko could kick both your asses!
*both turn around to stare at him*
Marcus: What? We're in the DS9 forum, aren't we?

Zack Allen: My god, what was that place?
Garibaldi: It's called "Deep Space Nine." Let us never speak of again.

 

[Nerys Myk]

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GARIBALDI: Okay, in what universe is that Bester as kid?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

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Sinclair: "Are you sure this is worth risking an inter-universe jump?"
Sheridan: "Oh, trust me! It'll be worth it!"
Marcus: "What did you say they called them again? 'Dabo girls'?"

 

[Thor Damar]

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Londo: "G'kar, you bastard, how dare you...you!"

G'kar: "How dare I? I? I wasn't the one who made the...the scandalous and frankly insulting suggestion that I was...

garrrgh!"

Head security guard: "Whoa ambassadors. What caused this incident?"

Both (at the same time): "He called me a Cardassian!"

HSG: "Well, you do both kinda act like them..."

Londo & G'kar both stare at him in outrage.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

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Londo: "G'kar, you bastard, how dare you...you!"

G'kar: "How dare I? I? I wasn't the one who made the...the scandalous and frankly insulting suggestion that I was...

garrrgh!"

Head security guard: "Whoa ambassadors. What caused this incident?"

Both (at the same time): "He called me a Cardassian!"

HSG: "Well, you do both kinda act like them..."

Londo & G'kar both stare at him in outrage.

G'Kar: "I protest in the strongest terms! We Narn are Bajorans! Tough, resisty Bajorans like Kira, or Shakaar in the episode Shakaar (but not in later episodes featuring said character)!"

Londo: "Bah! You're Cardassians! You stole your technology from us and your agenda from the Cardies. Nothing about you is original!"

G'Kar: "Says the character from the Obligatory Rome-In-Space Culture! And the rest is either British or Viennese! Ran out of ideas, did we?"

 

[Thor Damar]

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Londo: "G'kar, you bastard, how dare you...you!"

G'kar: "How dare I? I? I wasn't the one who made the...the scandalous and frankly insulting suggestion that I was...

garrrgh!"

Head security guard: "Whoa ambassadors. What caused this incident?"

Both (at the same time): "He called me a Cardassian!"

HSG: "Well, you do both kinda act like them..."

Londo & G'kar both stare at him in outrage.

G'Kar: "I protest in the strongest terms! We Narn are Bajorans! Tough, resisty Bajorans like Kira, or Shakaar in the episode Shakaar (but not in later episodes featuring said character)!"

Londo: "Bah! You're Cardassians! You stole your technology from us and your agenda from the Cardies. Nothing about you is original!"

G'Kar: "Says the character from the Obligatory Rome-In-Space Culture! And the rest is either British or Viennese! Ran out of ideas, did we?"

Ivanova: "Marcus, what the hell is G'kar talking about? The Centurai based on the British?"

Marcus: "It's not something we discuss with outsiders..."

Deleen: "quite!"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

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Ivanova: "Marcus, what the hell is G'kar talking about? The Centurai based on the British?"

Marcus: "It's not something we discuss with outsiders..."

Deleen: "quite!"

Marcus: "Need I point out that you two are every Russian stereotype in the book and an elf, respectively. At least the Centauri mix it up a little!"

 

[Thor Damar]

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Ivanova: "Marcus, what the hell is G'kar talking about? The Centurai based on the British?"

Marcus: "It's not something we discuss with outsiders..."

Deleen: "quite!"

Marcus: "Need I point out that you two are every Russian stereotype in the book and an elf, respectively. At least the Centauri mix it up a little!"

Ivanova: "If by that you mean 'drop dozens of asteroids on innocent people' then yes, they do.

Oh, and I don't do Yakov Smirnoff jokes thank you!"

 

[apenpaap]

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I really should watch Babylon 5 some day... It'd make this contest so much easier to understand .

 

[shivkala]

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In Mother Russia, Star Trek watches you!

G'Kar: DS9 wasn't good until the Defiant and Worf showed up!

Londo: For the last time, seasons 1 and 2 were, for the most part, quality seasons!

Sheridan: For the last time, Marcus, you should have gone back on the station, there's nowhere the stop for light years.

Sinclair: Whatever you do, don't think of the beautiful waterfalls on Minbari. What was the sound they made again?

Zack: Damn it, Garibaldi, I told you not to slip Kosh that laxative, now we have to go clean it up. Thanks a lot!

 

[Thor Damar]

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Ambassador Londo Mollari reacted in his usual understated fashion when informed that, whilst he was indeed magnificent in purple, he was not able to wear a manly purple hat...

"My dear Mr Garibaldi, I shall not, nor will I ever be asking where the nuclear wessels are, are we understood?"